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hahhahahha. i love this story! great job! i can't stop laughing while reading this. :D

are you gonna finish this up or just leave it? just curious.

I have been reading all this story so far and I love it and parts are very funny

*runs rounds in circles* Yay! you updated! Yay! It was dedicated to me! I feel so loved and special!

I loved the 'where did the frog explode' from minerva, that was so funny, and cati and CAdance atlking each other was great.

I love all the professor Weasleys they're so funny.

Vivien is definitely Cati's girl. This little bit was i think my favourite in the whole chapter:

“Do you know when your birthday is?” asked Freddy, piping up as Jen tucked a napkin in his shirt so he wouldn’t get food all over himself.

“Sure, it’s in May,” said Cadance.

“Your birthday’s in June, Cadance,” said Charlie.

“Then who’s birthday is in May?” asked Cadance.

“Not yours.”

“I can’t believe you’re part of the Wizarding World’s last line of defense against Voldemort,” said Chris, shaking his head.

“Yeah, well, your kids are going to have my genes. Good luck"

Although I did love this bit too:

Being in charge of you two is like being spun around in a swivel chair for an hour and then trying to walk in a straight line.”

“Incidentally, Cati and I have done that before,” said Cadance. Harry slapped his forehead as he turned on his heels, Apparating out.

It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing, I can't wait for more.

-kaitylen

“You know, you would have made a better statement if you had broken in at the point where the Minister asks if there’s anyone here who objects to the marriage,” piped up Cati.

Voldemort paused, then turned to Bob Reynolds. “I told you,” he hissed under his breath.

Suddenly strange beeping noises interrupted the scene. All of the Aurors looked down at their belts or pulled small black boxes out of their pockets. “Time out,” said Cati, pulling her magical beeper off of her belt and looking at it. “Hmm. It’s the Auror Department. They say there was a disturbance in Hogsmeade and we should be on our guard.”

“Oh, snap! We’d better watch out for Death Eaters then,” said Ron.

YAY! That bit was cool.

I think I should vanquich the drak lord so I always get las paice of cake. Hope you update soon.

kaitylen

*gasp* Frank Brown doesn't want pancakes. THE HORROR!

:) kaitylen

Poor Wyatt, they're all so mean to him...lol...loved this bit:

“Oh, come on!” exclaimed Wyatt. “You guys won’t let me have any fun! You won’t let me take Cati to Vegas to play poker… Chris and Melinda won’t let me jump on the furniture… Kala won’t let me stand on the pool table at her bar… and now I’m not allowed to use your children to pick up women!”

“Yeah, we’re all real mean,” deadpanned Ron, taking a bite of pancakes.

...She turned to Cati next. “Hey…” she began.

“I know,” said Cati hugging her. “We’ll play Twister when you get back.”...

That was funny and so was...

“Well, folks, I’m off to fight the forces of evil,” said Cadance the next morning as everyone congregated in the Great Hall to say goodbye. “Don’t wait up.”

“Jokes? Really?” asked Sirius, cocking an eyebrow disdainfully.

“Lighten up,” said Cadance, giving him a hug, then continuing on down the line. “I’ll be back before you guys know it.” She reached Harry. “Well, it looks like I finally got out of your training sessions from hell, Harry.”

“Yeah, you really pulled one over on me,” deadpanned Harry, giving her a hug...

Hope you update something soon.

kaitylen (what can I say? I am still extremely bored)

That's so sad. I hope you update soon.

kaitylen

Cati is gonig to attack the death eaters with a beater bat? I wanna read about that.

Great chapter. Served those bratty little children right!

Do Cadance and CAti have blackmail material on everybody? Because it really seems like it.

Hope you update soon.

kaitylen

running - i hate it! Probably even more than cadance and cati. -“Why do McGonagall, Moody, and Arabella get to skip then?” asked Cadance.

“I told you, they’re not as spry as they used to be,” began Harry.

Cadance snorted. “Minerva McGonagall is in better shape than I am.”

“And that’s why you need to be here and she doesn’t,” said Harry.

“I did not see that backfiring like that,” said Cadance

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That was so great.

kaitylen

You know?

lol. Great chapter once again.

kaitylen

“Well,” said Cadance scanning the front page of the newspaper. “Anything good in the newspaper today?”

“Yes, well, there’s a good article on page four about family in Dublin who are raising Hippogriffs for charity,” said Bill. “Hey, did anything eventful happen yesterday?”

“I don’t know,” said Cadance. “You’d think all the good stuff would be on the front page.”

“Who are these homely looking people?” asked Charlie, pointing to the pictures of Sirius and Cati.

“I don’t know if I’d exactly call them homely,” said Bill. “I kinda want to take the girl out on date or something and then maybe marry her and have a kid.”

“Hey, you know, I hear Mills is getting an award for doing such an excellent job in leading the Aurors,” said Cati.

“Harry’s getting demoted back to a private,” said Cadance.

“Voldemort’s dead,” said Bill. Cati, Cadance, and Charlie stared at him. “Too far with the joke?”

“Yeah, just a bit,” said Cadance.

Dumbledore walked in with Harry a second later. “Cadance, dear, the rest of the Order is in the meeting room,” said Dumbledore. “They’re going to come in shortly before 11. I thought that it best not to overwhelm the students with a lot of extra people during their breakfast hour, since they are already being shocked with the presence of Cati and Sirius.”

“Did you see the paper today?” asked Harry. “Apparently there was some big to-do involving some Aurors and some Death Eaters last night. I didn’t really read the article. Anyone have any idea what was going on?”

“Aw, Harry, you’re about a minute too late,” said Cadance. “We already played that game.”

“Damn,” sighed Harry. “Next time wait for me!”

“Blame Bill,” said Charlie. “He went too far with it and we had to stop.”

“Sorry!” exclaimed Bill.

“Can someone pass me a newspaper, please?” asked McGonagall from farther down the table.

“Yeah, sure,” said Harry grabbing the paper that Charlie had just set down. “Hey, check and see if anything interesting is going on!”

“Save it, Potter,” said McGonagall taking the paper and looking at it. “I’m not playing.”

“Damn again,” said Harry. “I’m going to the Order meeting room. I bet someone in there wants to play.” He and Dumbledore turned around and walked out of the Great Hall.

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so that bit was way long but I couldn't stop laughinf for like ages. I though you might like to know how much I appreciate your work...lol

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“You ran in and jumped on the table, and you didn’t mean to interrupt anything?” asked Arabella.

Cati paused before saying, “I sometimes don’t think before I act.”

“Arthur…” prompted McGonagall.

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that bit was incredibly funny too. Great work. Hope you uypdate soon.

kaitylen

Jen lies, a game of duck-duck-goose and a conversation about a serious s'e'rius. Lol.

great chapter.

kaitylen