WTF did I read!

Every person who has gone to public school for the last 22 years: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

OMFG U FOKIN WOT M8 YOU FOKIN ASSHOLE YOU KILLED BARNEY HES A FOKIN DINOSAUR HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN THE STUPID SEATTLE SCIENTIST THAT LIES SCIENCE ISNT REAL GOD IS THE ONLY THING THAT EXSISTS DO THE ROAR FFSDMSDVSDVFGUJIDIBHJYHMHPFHO MR ENTERS DOWNHILL JAM THAT JUST WEIRD MMMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMH BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT! FHGJDFUHCFXCFGBMFGI9JH lol if you thought that was serious then you are a stupid

Me: YEEEEEEEEESSSSS! DIE, BARNEY! DIE AND LET PINKAMINA (Deranged lunatic Pinkie Pie, to all of you not-bronys/pegasisters out there, or those people who haven't read the fanfic "Cupcakes") BAKE YOU INTO A PURPLE DINOSAUR CUPCAKE!
Fluttershy: Now, let's not be hasty. It could actually be a good show! Remember what you thought of MLP before you watched "Return of Harmony" and got to experience multicolored ponies shoot rainbow lasers to turn a spirit of chaos into stone?
Discord: I don't need to be reminded. Also, I think if you watched an episode of Barney, you would be calling out for his blood.
Me: People call out for Barney's blood more than people called out for Gilda's blood after she made Flutters cry. That cupcake was a little too feathery.
Pinkie Pie: DID SOMEPONY SAY CUPCAKE?!
Me: Pinkie, how did you get in here?
Pinkie Pie: DUH! I broke the fourth wall!
Discord: I thought the fourth wall was shattered after what you have done.
Me: I fixed it. Anyway, good story!

First: How on earth did I get here? I didn't even know there was a bill nye fanfiction archive! Why did I search it up?

Second: WTF did I just read?

the legendary beginning of the saga! (not like the twilight saga)
i read the last one first...

it was funny :)

Abysmally written, but the premise was dead-on.

"Dear readers I am sorry if I have offended anyone by what happened to Barney, and for that I apologize even though it's funny"

To the first point: I was not offended, at least not by the "plot." Luckily for everyone, the story was not nearly well written enough to be offensive. I did find your mutilation of what one might call "English" to be far more offensive than any content (or lack thereof) held within this rank blob of fiction.

To the second point: No it is not funny. I understand why you might think it was funny, but it was not. Not remotely. There are many things that this fic was: boring, poorly written, puerile, lame, poorly thought-out, and a waste of electrons. You might notice that funny is not among them.

Also, the redundancy of that apology was a nice dollop of icing on this fail-cake.

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Epic *twitching from the epicness*

~Got no Trouble with Tribbles

Good work, Bill. You killed Barney the stupid dinosaur.

FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Finally the dinosaur gets his just desserts!

HAHA! This is funny! Kudos to you for making this.

~FangismyEdward

I hate these ,mvhgmfckmhkmktfmkmfkm,fmclmgkfmgkick ass bitch! you shit hole! muther fucker!