what sakura does not realise is it makes her available to any clan, anywhere who wants nothing but a womb to bare a child

Fuck the hell off! Sakura is not fucking beautiful. Shes a twisted slut with a huge forehead, no personality and NO talent! And sasuke doesnt deserve love!

You know, I think Sakura's reason was why they placed her on Team 7.

Kakashi have to be on the same team as Sasuke because he's the only one who can teach Sasuke the sharingan, and Sasuke is on the same team as Naruto because the sharingan can control the Nine-Tails. Sakura is there because she is perfect breeding stock material, and she loves Sasuke, and is a loyal shinobi with parents (ties to Konoha).

Shino and Kiba are both excellent trackers, so they are assigned the unsealed Hyuuga who was almost kidnapped as a child - Hinata gets a female sensei so she's never alone even when the boys and girls sleep in different inn rooms on long missions.

If I were Ino though, I would have retorted that there is no way Sasuke would want pink-haired children running around. Besides, the sharingan wouldn't look nearly as scary if it was combined with pink hair!

But this was terribly funny, ahahah.
And makes so much damn sense.
Honestly- at the rate Sasuke's going, feelings don't matter at all to him.
Just usefulness. Hmmph.

LOL Breeding stock? Ingenious! And fun to read. :D Nicely done!

Keep writing!

Sakura is a Fucking Genius! And that is exactly what Sasuke would look for in a girl. I mean he's not really interested in having feelings for the girl, it just has to have the apperence that they do. 'Cause really who doesn't what seems like the 'perfect' family on the cover.

Also I LOVE Sakura's Devil-could-go-suck-it-attitude.

Have you thought of a sequel to this? Cause I got an idea, send me a message if your interested.

You. Know. You. Love. Me.;)OXOX

VampireHuntress72095

So true, so true. ROFLMAO That's just the kind of reason Sasuke would have, too. Sakura knows him too well.

Hah! That's great. Really, I love the fact that Sakura is smug about winning a man she believes will want her because she isn't outstanding. I like the coldness. It's a sharp contrast with the sappy happy romance thing Ino has going on.

I just love Sakura's reasoning. She IS a genius. Shikamaru ain't got nothing on her.

Poor Sakura... Even though it's under humor, it made me depressed, haha. XD Romance over reason any day. :D

omg that is just too true lol!

the sad thing is that that is so very true. i actually realized something like that before.

This is GENIUS omg! I smiled like for two straight hours after reading this. Simply wonderful! Kawaii! No wonder you won!

Lol, reason truly wins against romance. Nice.

Well... That was... Different.