Dear Ed,
Hi Ed :3 I just wanted to give a cookie for being awesome and epic :D
Ok thats all BYE
~ Lillycloud of Sunclan

Hi, I hope you continue your advice column! I also have a question for both you and Al. If you were going to a totally new highschool practically by yourself, what would you.

Sincerely, C.A.T
PS: both of you rock, and my buddy who remains anonymous says 'hello

dear ed,

i serenity angel Herby promise if that Brianna bitch ever gets near you i will RIP OFF HER SLUTTY FACE AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER THROAT THEN I WILL CLAW OUT HER EYES THEN CUT OUT HER FUCKING HEART AND EAT IT THEN ILL KILL HER BY ROASTING HER ALIVE! ... oh my gate I'm so sorry i over reacted um I'm a real big fan of yours! um ill join the club well bye

-serenity angel

p.s envy's got nothin' on you! (sorry envy fans (I'm one too) im real sorry)

Ok yes I know, your not probably going to see this add this or anything but...

Dear Ed,

I have a few things to say to you! Your not THAT short! I know 18 year olds shorter. I'm serious, their not midgets either. Butl I'm about your height and I , am a girl. Those who say your weak and stupid... Go die in a hole. Frankly, your the only boy in anime who can pull off a braid and still look good! And also, That stalker girl...well... No comment. I'm sure Canfield will find her and kill her someday, my friends just like her.. But she hasn't sent you a letter. My point is, your one of my all time favorite characters in anime. If you did reply back in some weird or awesome Elric way I'd be a VERY happy girl. Ok, thanks for hearing me out.

From your fellow ( and quite frankly sane) fan, Kiki

Dear Edward,

I have a question for you.

What would happen if Pinnochio said "my nose is going to grow."? Because if he said it, it wouldn't grow, but then that would be a lie, so it would grow, but then it would be the truth...

I personally think he would implode... and the explode soon after.

But what about you?

Sincerly,

Skeli

Dear Ed,

My big sisters and little brother keep making fun of my height they call me tiny Tim, gnome, Shorty, and other names also here's the real kicker they call me PIPSQUEAK! Every time they call me that i get pissed and tell them i am not but it makes them laugh more. What do i do? I call my first oldest sister amazon freak

Second oldest sister chunky monkey and my little brother alien boy but it does not work.

P.S. I think you are Awesome and so is Al and here is Shrink Ray to use it on anyone who make fun of your height. Al here is a book on kitties. bye

Dear Ed,

Im out of cheetos and I don't know what to do! Help!

Dear Ed,

I am fully aware of your problem with Brianna, but there is something else, she has kidnapped your brother and is holding him hostage saying you won't get him back until you confess your love to her. Also she robbed my anime store of all of your merchandise and didn't pay, I WANT MY MONEY! So What can I do about this?

Your friend, Achisoka

Your damn stalker Brianna just robbed my anime store of all your merchandise and she didn't even pay! I want my money! Problem is im alittle afraid of her but what should I do! I want my money!

I've kidnapped your brother and im holding him for ransom I want 100000000000000 dollars and if I don't get it by tomarrow then im covering your brother in cheese and then setting him on fire then throwing him in the ocean with a hungry octopus.

Your friend, The Stalker :D

I am fully aware of the Bri broblem and is hunting her down at the moment, so soon you shall be free of her Mary-sueness and also we are pretty sure she kidnapped your brother and is holding his hostage. We will find him also. So we shall kill Bri and find your brother that is all. And find a cure to your shortness.

from: A tall person

Dear Ed, Al, and Editor,

I assume you are aware of the Twilight craze. People always ask me whether I'm Team Edward or Team Jacob. I enthusiastically answer I'm Team Edward Elric, and then they stare at me blankly and ask who the heck Edward Elric is. How do I tell them who you are in a way that shows how you are much more awesome and bada** than that sparklepire?

I hope to hear an answer soon!

Sincerely,

Kira's Successor

NYEH NYEH

it was funny and i like it.i have a question for ed Do you still hate your dad lot?if you do i known how you feel becouse i hate my dad also becouse he hurt my mom. so your not the only one.

Dear Ed, Al, and Editor,

[Natah!]

That's not really my name, but it sounds cool huh? I mean it's pretty close, Na-Tha-Lie.. yes. :)

That's the name I'll use when I got to Japan. Whenever I get the money to be able to go, then my anime will become your animes competition, like Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Haruhi, and all the others I've seen, bwahaha- So. I love reading you'r .. "ed"-vice, it's pretty awesome. But that Brianna chick keeps getting in there. Did you know in fith grade there was a girl names Brianna in my class? She was pretty weird. But it was because she always had to go to the bathroom for some reason, and she smelled pretty bad, but I had other things to do but worry about how some girls messed up bladder and smell.

So anyways, I went to this football game yesterday because I just started high school but I'm going to a different school then my other friends, so I was litterly forced to go, even though I protested and got 5 dollars ripped out of my hands. The only good thing was I got to see some of my friends, because the rest of the time I was hot and sweaty, and I wasn't even the one in the game. I was glad when they lost, because the school had rejected me because I wasn't "zoned" for it or whatever. x(

So, as I see I'm writing way to much and I don't even think I'm asking for "AD"-vice [Which reminds me, say hi to Al for me :D] but just ranting about my night.

Keep on "Ed"-vicing and I'll keep on reading.

-Natah

P.S- So how tall are you really? 4'4, 4'9, 5'4? I'm 5'3. :D

Oh well, you're cute, that makes up for shortness.

Hey! You're like the kid from 07 Ghost, he's a short too! :D He's really cute too, and now that I think about it, his friend sorta looks like you, well the hair. Thats it. Cause he's actually tall and has blue eyes... m.

Oh! And another thing, a couple days ago I was sitting with this girl, and she was flipping pages in her binder when I saw a picture of you! I said "Ah! Edward! " and she asked if I knew you and I said yes! and now thanks to you we spend all school hours just blabbing about anime! :) Ohh and since letting all this out is so much fun I might just e-mail you! Btw, I think Roy is pretty cool, I love how he's useless in the rain, I loled that. :)

Bye for now!

Just another anime lover, Natah!