this is funny just like dick and Jane the early readers books well done

My favorite parts had to be every time you called Raoul a pansy, Carlotta saying she doesn't like her hat, or the entire "Point of No Return" sequence. Funny!

Okay, this had me cackling the entire way through.

this was shit

I found this on TV Tropes.

You win the Internet.

This is amazing.

"See Christine have a minor orgasm as she sings." Cum, Christine, cum.

...I'll show myself out.

Yes.
That is basically the entire musical.
I couldn't stop laughing!

"I would! I would like to play like that!"

Seriously in stitches over Raoul the pansy. Poor guy is nobody's favorite.

I came here from TV tropes.
That made my day, from "Raoul is a pansy" to "The Phantom has many fangirls. The Phantom is very, very happy"... Wonderful for existing. Thank you.

Raoul is happy. Raoul likes Christine. Raoul is a pansy.
Isn't Raoul silly? He forgets that he is a pansy.

These two lines easily just made my night. Congratulations. XD

Oh...my...Rowling... I laughed till the tears came to my eyes. Flawless parody at its finest! I will definitely be linking to this on my Facebook...

Link, Cascaper, link.

It hurts so much to laugh. I started losing it with 'Does he like Christine a bit too much?' and officially lost it at 'Grope, Phantom, grope.'

I need to stop laughing. Air is a good thing.

"Grope, Phantom, grope"...I cracked up SO hard. Kudos for making me laugh at a movie I usually sob at. :)

*giggles* Silly Raoul, forgetting that he is a pansy... this was very, very funny; thank you for making my day.