gandalf

sorry all my naked hobbit are busy

please do gandalf and i will let you borrow aragon. don't tell arwen.

I found this by accident years back and after watching The Hobbit, I simply had to read the part on Legolas once more and boy if you knew the hours I spent trying to find this fic.
I absolutely love it :)

here's a hundred grand. buy your own hobbit. you can find them at Walmart. also buy a manubl. hobbits need a lot care. * hands over £100 & walks away playing bagpipes*

Great story! Naked hobbit's in the mail. It should arrive by 9/7/14 by UPS.

IAS: Great story! No naked hobbits to be found; but here's one VERY naked elf. *puts on blinfold, hands over Glorfindel* Glory-poo: hey! Put me down you BEEEEEP! IAS: *still wearing blindfold* hobbits are present. Here are frilly pink elf and hobbit outfits in case they have to go out in public. *hands them over & takes off blindfold* WHAT?! Gloryfiddle was in a loincloth the whole time!

would luv more! very interesting.
:D

Ok so this is unbelieveably weird, not to mention nauseating *takes deep deep breath* but "Bingo Baggins" is hilarious! Haha I wish Tolkein would have left it that way. XD So original.

Do Faramir next!...oh that sounded wrong

Even though this hasn't been updated in quite a while, I still think you should continue with with this fic. I like your comments about the characters a lot.

This is hilarious but kinda disturbing!

...WHAT'S METROSEXUAL!

every time the word 'dirty' was mentioned, i really couldn't tell between the definitions (metaphor or not, eh? EH!)

you sounded like some kind of fasion show announcer when you talkied about the clothes...and the crocuses thing...what the heck! that was just strange! lol!