lol This is amazing. Personally, I didn't like Yugioh R, but you certainly did it justice.

"Yaaaaaagh! Zombie!" he shrieked, and ran off screaming in the other direction.

You owe me a new keyboard, Moon. I just spat out my drink.

This is 50% funnier if you imagine everyone with their Yugioh abridged voice.

*cackles inanely* :D

Hahahah! You should see if LittleKuriboh could abridge some footage for this script, it would be hilarious! I understand where you got Yakou from Yako, but not Getsuko from Gekko. And why do so many people think the Tenma twins and Pegasus are brothers?

But anyway, hilarious story! Although I don't think even the fangirls are stronger than the Wicked Avatar. It would simply turn into them with 1 or 100 attack points and slaughter them slowly.

Okay, I have never read Yu-Gi-Oh! R (or finished the anime...though I've gotten the gist of it from fanfictions), and this is still funny...

'"How did you do that?" asked Yugi in genuine awe. "I've never been able to shut one of those up!"'

I can imagine Yami saying that...and it makes me practically fall over laughing!

'"Duh," he replied, and walked away.'

Best. In. Character. Kaiba. Moment. EVER!

'"Yaaaaaagh! Zombie!" he shrieked, and ran off screaming in the other direction.'

If he only knew...then he'd run even faster.

'"That's dumb," said Jonouchi. "Half the time, Yugi can't even reach high enough to get to the light switches."'

CLASSIC!

'He bent his will towards seeking out the source of the disturbance. It was out there, looming over him, just waiting to be discovered...

Suddenly, the Ring began to glow bright pink. Bakura scowled.

"Damn it," he muttered. "The Mary Sues are here."'

That is so much like Bakura...and I like the whole bright pink thing

'"There's something about the presence of Mary Sues that makes everyone talk in stock dialogue," he muttered. "They must have some effect on your brain."'

Said effect is complete brain melt.

'He wandered back to let Getsukou and Crocketts out of the office they had taken refuge' You forgot the in ', thinking vaguely to himself that it was a good thing they had found a comfortably large room to hide in instead of a closet. Given the strange effects that the average fangirl could have on a person's hormones, there was no telling what could have happened.'

I don't want to even think about that...

'"No, there's no way we'd try to hook up with you," another girl said.

"Whew," said Jonouchi.

"We want you to hook up with each other."

"WHAT?" Kaiba yelped.'

Kaiba...yelping...HAHAHA

'"Oh, boy! Threesome!" one of the girls cheered.

The boys went to it. They dove as one toward the cluster of girls and pounded them all senseless.'

You mind not scaring me like that?

'"...Malik is the one who likes shiny gold things."'

True, very true.

'At about that moment, there was a bloodcurdling scream. Bakura burst in through a window and flung himself at the cluster of surprised girls. Yugi turned his head away just in time to avoid seeing what happened to them. There were a few nasty-sounding noises, and then silence. A few moments later, Getsukou and Crocketts came running up the stairs.

"What happened?" asked Getsukou. "I heard this awful noise, and..." He caught sight of what was going on behind Yugi, and stopped. "What on earth?"

Yugi sighed. "Every time someone creates another Millennium Item, Bakura destroys a soul."'

...That is so much like Bakura...

'"They deserve it," said Bakura. He began picking up the four Items and methodically breaking them to bits. "Cheap fakes. They don't even hold up. You'd think that if they were going to commit such crimes, they'd have the decency to do it right..."

"There's blood in your hair," said Yugi.

"I like it there."

"Your host will be annoyed."

"He can take a shower."

"And you seem to have ruined Kaiba's rug."

"He can afford a new one."'

Ah, the Yami-Bakura interactions...how we love thee.

'"He goes by Bakura," Yugi replied. "He likes to do unpleasant things to people with Millennium Items... don't you, Bakura?"

"They deserve it," said Bakura. "Speaking of which..."

"Speaking of which, these nice people would like to know what became of Pegasus," said Yugi. "You wouldn't happen to know, would you?"

Bakura looked at Getsukou and Crocketts, both of whom were giving him looks that just dared him to say yes.'

Nice one, Yami!

'"Is it bad," he said, "that I'm more afraid of what's down here than what's up there?"

"No," said Getsukou. "At least what my brother is doing makes some sort of sense."'

It's logical to be scared of Mary Sues-don't worry about it.

'Yakou scowled. "Then I've been making a fool of myself for the past eleven chapters and nobody has bothered to stop me! If I ever meet Takahashi, I'm going have a word with him for his habit of always withholding the most vital information until the last chapter. Think of all the trouble and expense it would have saved me..."'

But it makes for such great plot twists!

'"Hi, guys!" she called. "Did you miss me?"

The assembled Mary Sues let out a cry of rage at the sight of their nemesis. They rushed toward her as a unit, and she was only just barely able to run for safety behind Jonouchi and the others.'

Oh, dear...

'"Hello there," he said. "I'm an angst-ridden male character with a tragic backstory and mysterious past. Would you like to help cure me of my deep emotional suffering and allow me to live happily ever after?"

"Yes!" she said, eyes lighting up joyfully.

"Good," he said. "I needed a volunteer. Gentlemen... strap her to the chair!"'

Bahahahahaha!

'"Kinda cute... Some kid in glasses... Some guy that looks like a koala bear... Ugh! Who drew that guy?" She glared evilly at the picture of Professor Chronos. "I need to have a word with whoever did these character designs. There's barely a decent bishie in the bunch... Hey, wait a minute, what's this?" She held up the pictures of Jun Manjyome, Ryou Marufuji, and Fubuki Tenjyoin. "Now, that's more like it! I think we have a winner here! Okay, girls - let's move out!"'

Poor GX. Poor, poor, poor GX. It's a good thing they have Kaiba-and I shudder to think about poor 5d's (I could care less about Zexal).

Overall, everyone's IC, the dialogue is wonderful, the principle is great, the storyline is plausible, the humor is hilarious, and the grammar is impeccable (not to mention the lack of yaoi!). Congrats, you just made the perfect Yu-Gi-Oh! story. I WILL figure out a way to infinite favorite this...

Doesn't Pegasus show up in the GX anime? Awesome story by the way. It would make horrible canon, but it is truly quality crack.

Uwah...sugoi. You are the awesomeness!

This is the best thing I've ever read in ever. :D

I almost pissed my pants when Jonouchi ran away from the goth Sue... :)

This. Is. So. AWESOME. O_O Wow. That's...all I can say is, WOW.

I realize you wrote this story nearly five years ago, but reading it now as I'm getting into fanfiction and this fandom was a real treat. It amused me to no end. Kaiba's use of, "Duh," in the second scene absolutely killed me. Thank you for writing.

I love this story! I havent laughed so hard in forever!

LMAO o Sensible senseless humor xD and a great job in getting the characters in-character; while covering such a wide variety of Mary-Sues I swear you almost have all of them in here!

Maybe Yakou and Kaiba can consider looking into Gundam, Naruto and Inuyasha universe for more Mary-Sues raw material xD 0

*TOO BUSY LAUGHING HER ASS OFF* Oh my gosh, this was so funny! I HATE Mary Sues! Good job!

Selene

This is the funniest Yugioh R story I read yet!

"The endless supply of Mary Sues..." ...WAHAhahahaha!

One thing though, is that I think "Getsukou" is corrected to be Gekkou in most sites now... Not that it can foil the humour in your writing _