Wow! Hilarious!

*Walks to room, closes door, and bursts out laughing* That was bloody brilliant! You must make one for the Order of the Phoenix.

Hahaha this is awesome!

Dumbledore's Order of some stupid birdie. I almost cried it was sooooo funny XD

absolutely hilarious.

and one of very few funny harry potter pieces that was well written.

good job!

One of the best fics about death eaters i've ever read! SO funny!

This is one of the most funny things I have EVER read. LOL

Bellatrix Druella Lestrange

6 Dead end lane

Lestrange Ville

London, UK

OBJECTIVE:To Kill Muggles, Mudblood and blood show unwaithering loyalty to my precius lord (I love him what no i dient write than ahh am i talking to myself AHH its happening again).

EDUCATION: 1966 to 1972 - Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry

House: Slytherin, Think id concider this most wonderful job if i wasent

OWLS: DADA, Potions, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Charms, care of magical cretures(Big deal -.-), Ancient Runes, Arithmancy. Arent i tallented.

WORK EXPERIENCE:1972 to Present - Dark Lord Corporation

1974 to Present - Good Little house wife' (Uhh yeh as much as Lucius is)

INTERESTS AND HOBBIES:

Im a realy intelergent person talk to me about anything (if i dont like the subject then well id like to say goodbye). I like to Use the cruciartus curse for randome plesure and FUN!Im just so talented and Loyal how could you not want me not to mention incredibly beautiful acording to many.

Name: Bellatrix Druella Lestrange (Call me Bella and face conciquenses)

DOB: 1955, 6 Augast (Ughh horrid hot time of year)

Why do you want to work for the Dark Lord Corporation? Because i adore the dark lord and i want to searve him loyal until my last BREATH!

Do you want Harry Potter dead? Hell yes Kill the little ...!

Why do you want Harry Potter dead? Because he makes the dark lord angrey and that FUMES! me.

How would you kill Harry Potter? Id Crucio him untill he begged for death that is if my lord dosent want to kill him.

Why should we choose you? Because Ill HURT YOU i know its you lucius ill tell Cissy bad things about you.

Can you perform the three Unforgivable curses? Well thats a stupid question you know i can Lucius and im bloody better than you!

Are you available to work overnight (you get paid 25 more) Defintaely.

That said, would you prefer full time or part time? FULL TIME i want to be near the dark lord to maybe touch the hem of his robe (sorry i uh fainted for a small time then.

Can we have your life? The dark lord can have my life my soul and my BODY!

LOL my little Bellatrix Resume . hope i get to join lol

WOW! This was hilarious! It was permanantly funny, unlike lots of other humour fics, wich just make one or two jokes... I can actually imagine this happening, somehow. I can just see McGonagall giving out these forms and stuff when the kiddlywinks are choosing their future carrers... _ Are you going to do more?

i LOVED it. Haha...i love the dress code "Black underwear (we'll check!). And all the little jokes that was in there. GOOD JOB! what fun death eaters are...

~Crzy

OMGosh! Funnyish Harry Potter fic ever! I luv it!

HAHAHA. This is sucha diamond in the rough.

So many things about it are funny that I can't

comment on just one thing.

very funny.

Yep, any organisation with that ad is a must-have. Love it. Draco's resume was perfect. Arthur's was a bit too much though - even for the DEs that's OTT. Still, great stuff and KUTGW.

Hahaha. This is PRICELESS. I LOVE it. Man, you're awesome for writing this, it's great. Most humor fics don't even make me smile but in this one I couldn't stop! Lol. Bravo again.