Niiiice.

"'My dog found the chainsaw,'" both men chorused.

This has got to be the most wonderful line of any fanfic anywhere. I laughed until I cried...

hehee, just as funny the second time. ciao

ok fuunny. just why do you add "the end" if its NOT the end?

lol

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

" 'My dog found the chainsaw,' " both men chorused.

THAT one line is the whole reason I love this story. I'm not saying that there's nothing else about this story that's funny, I'm just saying that this line is so memorable that every time I remember it I break out in raucous laughter.

I like your story. Awesome work!

lol haha! i never would have thought of a stargatexlilo&stitch x-over. good job!

i liked it

I like it

Oh jeez, this is GREAT! Everyone was in character, and the bit about Daniel, Cam, and the English language bit... "My dog found the chainsaw"... that had me giggling. Love how Lilo called Stitch so far away through the vent. Awesome chase. :D

“Oh! So that’s what that one does.” XD

"There were two marines standing guard outside." *cackles* Nice!

“'Ahem, ah, whatever do you mean?' he asked giving her his best puzzled look. 'Surely you do not be suggesting that I would deliberately lose my experiments just so I could stay on island with adopted family?' He tried on an innocent look, but it just made Lilo giggle. 'Why that would be… downright evil.'”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *cackles, keels out of chair with thump, keeps cackling anyway from floor* Oh, that's /beautiful/.

Thanks and congratulations for writing this lovely little gem, it was /extremely/ fun and beautifully plausible. Wouldn't have minded more at all, but that was a brilliant ending. *grins*

*cackles* Ohh dear. This would be why understimating mad scientists is a Bad Idea.

“Went to Turo to retrieve some things from my old lab." Ah. That would explain the 'three' aliens in the holding cell.

And also, oh, dear. Got a sneaking suspicion there...

"The Grand Councilwoman." Aww!

“Do those vents run through the entire base?” *snickers maniacally* Ohh, they're gonna get a crash course in underestimating small furry blue abominations...

“'Strike!' it shouted gleefully" XD XD XD He /would/.

“We lost him.” *snickers* Hazard of the job, I'm afraid.

“Well, colonel Carter, you no longer hold the record for quickest escape from the SGC.” XD

"could have easily taken top prize on America’s Funniest Home Videos." *cackles* Yep, that's a specialty of his, too.

*giggles gleefully* Oh, right! Of /course/ Bubbles would end up involved!

Yeah, makes sense he'd know them already XD

"It’s all true, up to a point.” XD For some reason, the fact that it's true just makes that line even better.

"That’s where things started getting strange.” “Started?” *snickers merrily* Ohh yes...

“I vaguely recall a little girl uttering what I now consider to be the most frightening words in the English language.”

“’My dog found the chainsaw,’” both men chorused.

*cackles hysterically, this time actually falling off chair*

Oh, that's just /beautiful/! Not to mention one of the /best/ lines of the movie (though admittedly it had competition. But you already got 'Also cute and fluffy!' *grins widely*)!

“To idiots with guns that bust into our house? That’s different.” XD Yep, sounds about right to me...

“He likes Elvis. He can hula. Well sorta, and he likes to play in laundry fresh out of the dryer.” *cackles merrily and almost falls off chair* Not exactly what they were expecting to hear about the most recent possible threat to the planet, nope...