Reviews for HP and the Return of the Valkyrie
plumbknot57 chapter 11 . 3/16
I liked the story read Clueless thoroughly enjoyed it too
Guest chapter 2 . 3/3
i hate harry smoking, so i'm leaving.
Cwhit930 chapter 11 . 2/15
This was a great story to read. I like the happy harry story, with good things happening. The flow was good and the plot points were developed. It would be nice to see what the future held for the crew but imagination will fill it in. Thank you for this story and your time
G the Headmaster chapter 3 . 12/27/2019
No wonder I like it. Old Crow had a hand in it!
Doug V chapter 4 . 7/23/2019
It's a fun read so far. I think you're doing a great job. I just hope when I get to the end there isn't a few more chapters pending! : )
G the Headmaster chapter 11 . 6/29/2019
Cute story
G the Headmaster chapter 9 . 6/29/2019
I’m going to have to read “Clueless “
G the Headmaster chapter 2 . 6/29/2019
The house responds to Harry. I love it and the way he shut Molly down. Arthur’s sarcasm was inspiring! Is he growing a pair?
Bronze chapter 11 . 6/13/2019
I would totally enjoy more of this or some spinoff of it. This was a great story. But I do have to wonder just how long Minister Scrimgeour, Senior Undersecretary Umbridge, and Mr. Splogingsworth along with Auror Dawlish have been totally braindead! Or is it that they've been playing politics for so long that they've forgotten anything and everything about Odin. I be but a mere mortal and even I know it's not smart to piss off a GOD! Especially one who's known to have a very short fuse! Well, at least they didn't end up in the Norse equivalent hell. Maybe Hel could find something useful for them to do there but I wouldn't be surprised if Umbridge opened her mouth and pissed Hel off even more then she did Odin!
Bronze chapter 10 . 6/13/2019
Oh, this is so much more than a happy story! This has comedy as well. Not to mention the torture of a Dark Lord via mind link. so this is so much more than a happy story. That Oldy Moldy needs a headache potion whenever Harry's happy isn't new to me. I read one where he became addicted to an extra-strength one because of Harry having sex with Hermione multiple times a day all week long. Snape told him to only take so much at a time but the pain got so bad he blasted the top off the bottle before drinking the entire thing. It was quite funny to read that part. I think Dumbles maybe withholding vital information from Harry and his ladies. As in, Harry really is a Living Horcrux. How else does the Dark Lord suffer when Harry's really happy?
Bronze chapter 9 . 6/13/2019
Well, as some people call them, those " Pigstickers " could cause ol' Moldy Voldy to have a really bad day to put it mildly. I really can't see him enjoying having the Sword of Gryffindor, which is impregnated with Basilisk venom, nor Myrk-Kljufa shoved through his body. Considering the latter is something like a holy artifact, it's not gonna be very pleasant. Though I have read of several other ways to kill Moldy Voldy. The funniest one I found was burying him under a mountain of extremely dirty underpants before turning the whole thing to lava. They came via Dobby express from wherever the little guy could acquire them. Very likely the entirety of England. Or maybe just Hogwarts. I don't remember. I hope by the end of this all seven girls stay with Harry. And Luna hangs around as well. I like her.
Bronze chapter 8 . 6/12/2019
Life is like that, yes it is! Well, things should start picking up now. Harry has his girls and they're starting their studies. I still think the group should learn to use guns. Fully automatic as well as semi-automatic. Full auto and they could quickly clear out a lot of the Death Eaters. Now if the final battle takes place close to the castle, place miniguns on all four towers with a room just below them full of ammo. Ensure the smooth flow to the guns and when ol' Moldy finally shows his noseless face, blow it and his followers to hell! Of course, it's more than likely only two of the guns'll be pointed in the right direction but with miniguns, that's more than enough. Since they do tend to heat up rather fast, placing cooling runes on them would help keep them firing for as long as needed. Though I can where a mortar or two would be of help too. Nice airburst shells mixed with contact ones would be of tremendous help clearing out those pesky Death Eaters long before they got close enough to wave a wand. Much greater standoff range would mean so many fewer Death Eaters get close enough to kill anyone. And if they get lucky, say with the help of a luck potion, maybe they'll kill ol' no nose as well. But as this is a magic-using story, none of that'll be in here. But it's nice to think about ol' Moldy walking into such a surprise.
Bronze chapter 7 . 6/12/2019
I'd truly love it if several people distracted Voldemort allowing Harry to sneak up on him and send a Reducto at close range into Voldie's head. But I doubt that's the way this fic is gonna play out. In one respect I'm sorry Daphne doesn't have a little sister but in another I'm glad. I can't imagine how much worse it would be on Daphne to be told her younger sister had just been murdered along with her parents. I'm also sorry to read that Madam Bones was murdered in this story. I rather like her and her hardnose ways. It's too bad she wasn't still around to be the Minister of/for Magic. Being as she use to be the DMLE it's more than likely she'd clear the Death Eaters out of the Ministry. Not like this clown who'll follow Fudge's example and accept bribes from anyone. Death Eaters included. Had Lucius Malfoy to have been able to buy his way out of going to Azkaban you can bet he'd be one of those willingly bribing this Minister.
Bronze chapter 6 . 6/12/2019
I know my comments aren't a true review but it's the best I can do. I like the story so far and have so far commented on every chapter. I knew immediately who Mimi has been in contact with. Only Dobby calls Harry that and has since Harry freed him. I'm so not surprised that Dobby's spreading the message about how kind Harry is. Nor about him telling Dark families House Elves either. Right now you've got both Dobby and Winky working for Harry and I'm sure it'd piss off every one of the Dark families were their elves to leaves them to bond themselves to Harry. Yeah know, it's such a shame poor Lucius is in Azkaban and his son will never be able to father any children to continue the Malfoy line. I don't know how you see Cissy's role in this story. Different authors, different attitude for her. I personally like it when she's been forced to marry him and has Harry annul her marriage to Lucius. I think the ones where she leaves Draco to take care of himself after he joins Voldemort, taking the Mark. I can see him coming home when he's finally healed only to find his mother gone along with his House Elf. Poor little moron never learned to cook either the muggle way nor the magical way so he'll have to get take away. Of course, if Cissy turns over the Malfoy fortune to Harry before the annulment then Draco won't have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of!
Bronze chapter 5 . 6/12/2019
And just would Worntail know about people skills?! In only one story I can think of was he more than a spineless coward. As for Voldemort having anything approaching people skills, maybe in some distant AU, he does! The Purebloods that join him must be all but braindead! Why wouldn't you warn others about what he's like AFTER you join him?! I sure as hell would warn any of my friends against doing the same! Or is it a case of, if I have to go through this I'm dragging you in with me?! Voldemort's more likely to kill you than either the Aurors or the Order! So where's the incentive to join?! Now I can't say anything for or against a group of women acting as you said in this chapter as I've never experienced it. But what I have experienced in life is some really weird shit, to put it mildly! And some really stupid people as well.
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