Yes! Finally I'm old enough to read this!

If I didn't die of laughter at Cartman's little speech to Shiela and Gerald I was definitely dead at "they spent the rest of the night doing non gay things" and honestly it was super refreshing and this is really accurate in terms of south park and this is too long so YES THIS STORY IS SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING

In which Stan's a hopeless fool in love, Wendy fails at scheming, Cartman may or may not be gay for Kyle, Kenny is a Master Class Troll, and Kyle is sick to hell with it all.

Genuinely funny, and a great story overall. Well done!

This is so funny. Cartman's behavior is hilarious.

Lol this was Amazing

Hahahaha omg this was like wa thing a episode of south park. This was so creative and hilarious! I loved it! :)

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS. THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY I'VE EVER READ.
I...I CAN'T

You say you don't care much for Kyman, but ironically, this is probably one of the most in-character and realistic scenarios of the pairing like, ever.

I could legit see that in an episode (especially since Cartman is pretty obviously in the closet/likes Kyle).

This whole story was epic and hilarious. Kudos to you!

lol! Awesome!

XD some parts are funny like a lot and how kyle is like: "What?Sleep with me?"

kenny "What? God no. I was going to say, 'Shoot you and put you out of your misery." lol that was funny

FAIL

Wow,this is the closest thing I've ever seen to a South Park all those episode references.

"I am hopelessly infatuated with that stringy, bitchy little Jew. I intend to pursue a romantic relationship with him and eventually run away to Manhattan where we will have a house with a white-picket fence, a dog, and 2.5 kids. And he will bake me pies."

I had to stop reading because I was laughing too hard.

This is an amazing deconstruction of this crack pairing. I love your perfect characterization, so much so it's practically canon.

Awesome job.

-liz

this could actually be canon. siriusly.

:D

Im usualy indifferent to Cartmen/Kyle or Kyle/Cartmen. Ill read it- but theres never been that ONE fic that changed my mind.

.Epic.

Cartmen making a fool out of himself- and the line about Stan never learning his lesson is true.

'And for someone who was always saying "I've learned something today," it seemed to Kyle that Stan never really learned his lesson.'

It seems like something Kyle would think-or say if he was trying to be ( he is-so much-especially in this) witty or mean to Stan.

How it tured out to be Kennys fault about why Cartmen was spewing lines like,'And for someone who was always saying "I've learned something today," it seemed to Kyle that Stan never really learned his lesson.'.

:p

Sorry for the crap review- Im still laughing to hard.

“I am hopelessly infatuated with that stringy, bitchy little Jew. I intend to pursue a romantic relationship with him and eventually run away to Manhattan where we will have a house with a white-picket fence, a dog, and 2.5 kids. And he will bake me pies.”