omg this is great are you planning on getting Hermione pregnant

btw Hermiones name is... Hermione JEAN Granger

Okay, I know it says I'm reviewing chapter one, but I'm not. I have this cool android only fanfiction app, which lets me download fanfics which are available for me to read offline. Awesome right? Anyways, I was cleaning up the over 100 stories I had stored, and viola I see this awesomely summarize fanfiction called (read title of story)! Awesome summary, and even though it says hiatus, it was TOO interesting to leave alone. This thingy is TOO MUCH hilarious! It sums up every dramione I've ever read. I have never read parody category story before, and if they are all like this, then screw the romance and humor! Oh em geee I want yo to UPDATE! I mean, you said a short break... unless you're dead, then I'm sorry for your loss :D anyways, I'm about to check your profile and stories, so if it turns out you aren't dead, then missy, you better come up with one HELL of an apology! In chapter format of 3,000 characters would be great... mwah mwah 3

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Oh my gosh. This is freaking hilarious:) figurative cookies for you.

ROFL! Bored yes, but this was the funniest thing I've heard in so long! thank you for the humor.

Looool.

My stomach hurts from laughter. Are you ever going to finish this? Please, please do! I love it.

Please update. This is hilarious. I've read it straight in one sitting :) Keep up!

I realize it's been years, but PLEASE continue? I have been practically peeing myself for 2 hours over this fic, I NEED MORE. So funny and SO TRUE; all of it. :D

You. Are. Amazing. Do the world (and me) a favor and get famous one day. It shouldn't be hard but seriously, publish a book, share your gift. You are hilarious and a genius and I loved this fic from the very first paragraph. In fact, your fic is so good, it's keeping me from finishing my college application.

i love this story so much, laugh through the whole thing. Carry on with the funny please :D

What the freak was that? I had no idea what was going on that entire time! Were you on some New meds when you wrote this?

Aha, SO funny :D

I can't believe I just discovered this -_-

And now it's on hiatus.

Hopefully soon it will be OFF hiatus, because this is too funny, I LOVED it :)

Dear Mistress of Craziness,

I am mad at you.

I stumbled upon this and giggled like a lunatic the whole way through; this is without a doubt the most hilarious HP fanfic I've ever read. The way you've written this is totally unorthodox and absolutely brilliant.

Because let's face it, Dramione is really gay and bad authors (zomg LOLZ) suck. And what's better than mocking them? In a certified-genius fashion?

...And it's on hiatus. And has been on hiatus for about seventeen years.

I'm putting you on my alert anyway. Don't disappoint me (because I know you base your happiness and decisions on what I think).

Kay thanks,

Mlle. Madeline

PLEASE UPDATE SOON :D

I read this like last year or something. I was just looking through my favorites and I found it, and immediately started wishing it would go OFF hiatus Dx Because it's high-larious. My cousin and I, two of your biggest fans, still quote it all the time :D