"What did I do to deserve this," Casey cried, trembling as she remembered her last meeting with the baseball bat. "I've been good! I ignored the disappearing ADA's. I let them dye my hair this hideous shade of blonde . . . I even wore lime green and purple together. Do you have any idea how much shit I got for that outfit? What more does he want?"

hahahh this story was funny.

So true.

I'm dying of laughter here. My aunt must think I'm crazy, but wow. Thank you!

I love Connie but Jesus this was great. Especially the comment about cabot. Good times.

Hahahahaha! That was hilarious! Wow. That made my day! *Wipes tears from eyes*

I'm faving this. Seriously. It was hilarious!

A-ha-ha-ha!

That was really, really good!

haha.

that's funny.

wow.

that's really funny.

hahahahhahaha...

funny!

wow.

Thanks for reposting this story as well!

Very funny, you have an immense amount of talent for writing parodies, please post some new stuff if you have a spare moment, or day, or whatever.

Hilarious! :) thanks for that!

haha long live the Parody

hahahaaha! the funniest part is that it's basically true. i loved it.

lol

Hahha, I remember this from SVUfiction! Love it!