omg! I love this chapter! It was so funny, to many funny parts to pick just one...lol

oh. my. god. THEVERUTH! THNAPE! this was SO funny. i liked Tom. you know, this was so well written yet funny, i can say this to you. SOMEONE HAS real TALENT!

icing :P

You know, the funny thing is I first read this before the fifth book came out...and now that I've read it I can say it fits in really well with the story!

argh! OH MY GODS! SO SO FUNNY! GO SNAPE! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

So many chapters, can't be bothered reading them all, but don't fret will eventually.

I must say this has to be the funniest thing I've ever read. I can just picture Lucius skipping around with a jumper on his shoulders and stuff. hehehehe.. AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!

Nice one mate. (Gives a high five)

What a great story! This one is on my favorites list!

okay so i wil finish this soon but ah well its sunny in scotland so i may use that an go get up to some anooyance! hehehehehehehe

good so far lol!

What an awsome story! I hope you update asap!

squee! thanks for the lovely reviews my friends...and an extra special thanks to the lovely Versailles, my partner in crime, for putting this masterpiece together so wonderfully. Without her, Toadlicker would be just another plot bunny amongst the masses.~M~

THAT WAS GREAT! I never liked Snape before untill now! YOu really got the character right. Poor Theverus(LOL) I totally cracked up at your whole story! GREAT GREAT GREAT! Keep Writeing! Write more soon! I WANT MORE!

NO! Don't write on me! I just had this cleaned! Please! I'll bring you back some dirty playing cards, I promise! Just don't ..."

- I laughed so hard! This is such a great fic!

nice job! I lOVE IT! MY GOD LUCIUS IS FUNNY! (even though he sounds rather gay...)

oh gods - the toads! ack - so so so funny! I love tom! and lucius! and sev! a for james... grr! that is all I hve to say. GRR

holy carrots that was funny! snape with a lisp! and lucius the mummys boy! and tom! *rolls on floor laughing with tears running down face*

"He theems-" Severus began as Tom's stomach gurgled loudly. "-dithturbed." - oh my - I laughed so loudly! I may have dithturbed thleeping people...

"It was time to use The Big Boy Voice."

HEEEEEE.

OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD. THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER. I love Lucius to pieces. No, I didn't before I read this... but now I do. This is hilarious! WRITE MORE LUCIUS! This story is now on my prestigious favorites list.

LUUUUUUUUCIUS...