Cute story,hope to see more from you soon.

Love it

This is definitely more fun than doing resumes and taxes.

I like the idea of Draco and Neville being unable to replicate that potion ever again. Imagine the effect on Wizarding society.

hahahahahaha

Interesting one-shot here.

Intriguing and (well enough written in my opinion) very good story. I like it, I like it a lot! It seems to be meshing the realities quite well, and I can hardly wait (but I will) to see where it all goes. I do know this, when someone who is not the creator of a character, writes about them, it is to have them do something that the creator doesn't want to or didn't think of. I know that I always think of my favorite characters doing things, I have never read of in books or seen them doing in movies. I think it is fantastic that others (here in "FanFiction") are actually writing their stories of what they want them to do in a "What If" world. For those who complain that the characters would not do this or that, forget them. You need to write this first for yourself, and then for the rest of us who do enjoy your take on what just might, could, should, would and probability (if a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't bump the ground nearly so often) can happen. I do know this as well, I am enjoying it and will follow it as long as you will write it. Also, do NOT feel pushed to post, sometimes the words and thoughts just flow and sometimes you have to cogitate for a bit. Just learn to let them grow at their own pace and those of us who appreciate them will be here to read them when they are posted.

I've read this several times before and everytime I've had a good laugh. Though you've got to realize Draco intended to poison everyone there. And also realize that had any of them died, Lucy would've bought his son's way out of any responsibility for it. But anyways, this was a great story as well as being quite funny. Funny thing though, I have no trouble understanding Dobby speak. Now reading it depends on the author writing it. Some take it to a whole new level of insanity!

lol !

Very funny.

great good luck raising 50 kids harry

You are a twisted sort of person - you know that, right?

eh lmao nice

Yeah, though I have the feeling that four of those kids will be born from only two women. (The Patils)

I have the feeling that Xeno was perfectly happy about his daughter getting pregnant, probably citing her loneliness and how she wouldn't be anymore. Arthur was probably not angry either, because that's Molly's job. Pansy's father was probably grateful as well, because he could now avoid adding Draco to his family tree.

lol
funny if crude
you have written 3 of the 6 funniest HP fics i have read. amazing work!

If Nev ever remembers what he did he'll make a fortune.