BRAVO BRAVO
10/10

As most people would agree, while reading this I lost all that remained of my innocence and it has been throughly burnt to ashes.

10/10
best movie ever

Acceptable, but as far as satire goes, only the beginning is ridiculous and funny, while the middle is meh and the ending is taking it too far. Honestly, I thought it'd be Brom, and that may have redeemed the rest.

Okay, though. Well-written.

When I read this I kept looking over my shoulder as if some one would catch me reading this. Then when my friend came in to talk to me, I practically Jumped three feet in the air... Then fell out of my chair laughing

I don't know what to think

POGO STICKS RELLY

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!

WHAT THE SHIT!

Great write more

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

YOU SHOULD BE TIED TO A FUCKIN' POLE AND FUCKIN'BURNED!

wow i've never had a larger urge to tear my eyes out. i wish i had never clicked on this story. this is so ungodly!

Disturbing. Funny, but disturbing.

very creepy i did not expect eragon to thinkmaking love to a statue of himself normal

Ah, delicious satire.

Taking itself very seriously yet obviously not, written with great skill and literacy, suggesting the obvious bluntly but not quite going into detail with tasteless description.

Utterly hilarious xD

About the butthurt fans, all I have to say is this.

Anyone with his head stuck up their fandom's arse so deeply they take themselves too seriously, honestly, grow a pair. and up, too.

This is a gem, yo.