I don't get why everyone who reviewed this was so pissed off. It's a HUMOR/PARODY story. Not an epic tale of love and extraordinary hardships!

That said, I laughed. I thought it was funny. That parasite-molting baby has nothing on the G-man. Funny fic, sir. :)

you know its called FAN! fiction right? if ur gust going to rite a bunch of insults with little to no plot u should right an emo blog instead of wasting peoples time. i was reeding this because im a clover and godzilla fan but this totally pisses me off. if u hat clover so much than dont ran on hes fans with ur hate mail. jute dont right about it :( this is hands down the worst thing iv EVER read here

Fuck you. Cloverfield pwns.

Nice...

_ Okay, dude. If the movie didn't make people want to kill themselves, your god-awful grammar will. C'mon, were you screwing up like that on purpose? I've seen better grammar out of a monkey having a seizure. Not funny. Overall completely stupid. Learn to spell before you try and bash a movie.

Its ok... keep in touch

*Falls out of chair laughing*

I don't care what they say, this is funny.

Even though I haven't seen the movie, I still think Godzilla would not even break a sweat pounding that mutant... thing.

By the way, what is Cloverfield's monster supposed to be anyway?

Hail to the KING! GODZILLA!

You sad, pitiful little man you. You don't deserve Godzilla's spit. In fact, Gino (The American Godzilla 98') could crap on this poorly written piece of trash. Cloverfield rocked mainstream films by the way. Regardless, Godzilla is king of all monster movies. This Nick Dahdah insulted Godzilla by including him in his trash, that's all. I cyber-moon you.

Don't diss Cloverfield. I loved it. PLUS you weren't SUPPOSED to follow the Monster like in Godzilla. You were supposed to follow the lives of those who were affected by the monster. Its a brand new Generation of monster movies. and it blew Godzilla out of the water.

PS I'm a godzilla fan too you know. But I prefer Cloverfield More

Godzilla spits on you.

Don't knock Cloverfield just cause your one of the three people who didn't like it.