Reviews for The Horror! The Horror!
littleditto chapter 6 . 7/8
This is amazing, I adore you for writing this
Dark-Prince-of-Clowns chapter 6 . 7/5
If you have not been smoking handmade crack made by bibling humbringers in the dense wilderness of the (surprisingly lush) Congos, containing unicorn shit and aphrodisiac from a rare tropical bird...

Then your brain is a beautiful gem of insanity that must be treasured and and placed in a reserve to write fanfics for life!

Awesome, AWESOME crackfic!

Keep writing! You have mad skillz!
kimjo2 chapter 6 . 5/27
Great crack! Thanks
SpaceTime1969 chapter 6 . 5/20
I am just sitting here. I am not sure what to do now that this is over.
HpFaN2o0r chapter 6 . 5/4
Very hilarious. Laughed so hard I cried.
Charlee56 chapter 6 . 4/15
"Kicked Your Ass"?! "I Won You Bastards", the Congo!? I swear ta GAWWWD!
I LURRRRVVEE THIS STOREEE!
OK, that's it! You just made my Favorites list!
Charlee56 chapter 5 . 4/15
Bidding?! Hila-ARIOUS! And over a good ummm, errr, English/African goat meat breakfast. Fantastic!
And "You'll Get Yours", the Congo?!
Somewhete in deepest, darkest Africa, there's a cannibal pygmy wizarding tribe shaman laffing his royal Irish ARSE off!
Charlee56 chapter 4 . 4/15
Pillow case covered in drool stains? And since when did Phineus Nigellus Black get a set of removable choppers?
And taking them out to frighten the first years?!
What comes next? Aurora Sinistra and Bathsheba Babbling in high heels and Harry's lost pairs of boxers a d Quidditch jerseys? I cant WAIT!
PS
You could always put Hagrid cavorting nude in the forest wearing Harry's old pooed-on baby blanket like a poncho, playing with bow truckles and letting them hang off his arms and... ummm... legs? All 3 of them?
Charlee56 chapter 3 . 4/15
Im still crying real tears, Im laughing so hard! This is funnier than The Harvard Lampoon's take-offs "Bored of the Rings" and "The Wobbit"!
Are you possibly actually secretly 'Brian McCormack'?
Charlee56 chapter 2 . 4/15
Dinner with Trelawney? With or without the blaa gag?! Mayor WallaWalla?! The ASSAULT OF THE FAN CLUBS?!
I am STILL dripping snot Im laffingsohardimmeltiiiiingggg...!#-#
Charlee56 chapter 1 . 4/15
OmiGawwwd! Im laffing so effing hard Im spitting snot!
Magicthunder1 chapter 2 . 4/13
This is hilarious, with lots of laughs.
Hutch chapter 2 . 4/11
I giggle madly too.
Guest chapter 3 . 4/11
Yes , I can certaily see the Blot's influence. Might'a called this "Lunacy, Lechery and Ginny Weasley!" At least she's not going by "Scarlet Witch" and pimling out her minion to geriatrics.

- She would win. She would win it all. The other silly bints were watching a naked Colin – wearing a Harry Potter mask – do interpretive dances back at the lair, er, clubhouse. Ginny wasn’t about to sit around watching Colin
W1tch0nParad3 chapter 6 . 3/23
Hahaha. Hilarious. Great story.
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