This was one of the funniest things I have read in FAR too long! Thank you, you devilish brain you.

Ha i loved the story but later on could you make more and and a nonlinear story so so to speak a chose your own story kind of deal with different stories and outcomes and message me on town of salem around 8 to 11 cst or 10 to 3am cst if you want to talk again K

Omg you just had to add that , huh ? Well , excuuuuse me princess ! XD

OMG the "Well, excuuuse me princess" will forever be my favourite thing Link says in the show XD I thought this fan fiction was HILARIOUS XD

I WANT MOAR OF THIS. Really ,reading this made my day.

that was great! :)

Hahaha, I might not think the same way when it comes to swords XD Now all the different kinds of swords are running through my head! Kokiri sword, Master sword, and Holy crap the Biggoron Sword! wtf hahahaah

Haha, I caught the anime reference. :P I loved this, it was hilarious. Although rating wise I do think it would have been fine as teen, but I loved it none the less. Bye.

AMAZING story! I've been a Long Island Zelda writer since'97, and in '02 knew a woman I dated who never had any idea she looked like Zelda-her name was Ingrid-kissed her on the hand as soon as I met her. That's how a princess should be kissed for the first time. Feel free to use that one. I attend I-CON dressed as Inuyasha, and if I knew you I'd gladly sit for you. I am a quester like nobody's business. You and I write similar in some ways, but I add cars, CB radios ( my initials) drag racing, and in these articles, Zelda is a gum-addicted Swatch-wearing "total raging nymphomaniac"-she wanted Link to make that happen for them. On November 2nd, 2009, in Sayville, Suffolk, NY, I became a real-life Link, stopping a domestic dispute uninjured and rescued the "princess." The greatest moment of my life was saving hers. She drove off in a hurry, but no good deed should go un-kissed. Possible alternate catch-phrase for Link. Keep writing, the Hero Of Metal.

I love this story. It's so clever.

You.

Oh my goodness I love you so much.

I don't even...Aaaaaah! XD

As a fellow geeky fangirl and LoZ nerd, I hereby declare that you have now rightfully earned a spot in my 'WARNING: Amazing writer detected. Drop everything and read every. Single. Story.' folder.

I love the way you write with so much detail, and I am enamored with how well you tied in the cartoons, various points from the games, and the 'strong, silent' Link. (Because this is *exactly* how I picture them interacting! *3*) Especially Link's counterattack in the 'game'. Ahhhh, I actually fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. (And because I can picture things so vividly when I read them, the facial expressions I imagined from your writing are nothing short of Oscar worthy! XD)

And now, off to read *all* the stories! \(O)/ (And I'm favoriting and following, just in case! :3)

I like this and it was hilarious!

Theres no way in beacon this is your first story!

Excuuuse me princess!

You watched the tv show didn't you!

Liked!

I laughed until I almost fell out of my chair!

If this was your first fanfic, it doesn't show at all. Fun story, good feel for the characters, and the humor! (Humor is so hard to do well. Which you have.)

Oh my god, this is the best Zelda story I've ever read! Soooo awesome, you have great wit and a really good sense of humor. :D

"There was a cave. I explored it...thoroughly."

BEST LINE EVER.