Even though this comes in totally late, I'll have you know you shan't ever underestimate the shock-value of walking in on your parents engaged in reproductory act. Even a goneby decade has yet to heal my bleeding, oh so bleeding heart after that fatefull day I consider the end of my childhood. Kiss that.

And I liked your vampire parody too. Good job.

You are hilarious. xD

Oh my. That was very, very, very funny. Bout time someone made a decent parody out of all this vampire/werewolf madness. A plague on both your houses, "Twilight."

I think my favorite bit was Cogsworth the Bloody, though. And Riku trying to win Sora back in a (totally platonic!) way. (of course Riku, of course, you just keep telling yourself that.) Please update again soon! _

My goodness, this is hilarious! Keep going!

Holy crap! these one shots are too freakin amazing for you not to be updating every single week!

You are hilarious! Your satirical humour knocked me out of my chair!

And the Kairi hooker jokes, Sora innocent jokes, Riku gay jokes and everything else are simply brilliant! PLLLEEAASSEEE update! Please oh please!

Wow, that's confusing. I couldn't tell which parts were AU and which were based off the series. It's funny how you had Ansem, Ansem and Xehanort. You forgot Xemnas, though!

-Wait. Cid marrys Rikku? AHH! Rikku is his DAUGHTER! Or niece. Either one. Anyways, they are related!

...underage sex? Yikes. Riku should be happy that he wasn't in this. It was all really funny, espicially the part with Roxas telling Axel and Ansem to shut up. XD

holy s*! wow.

That was so... messed up...

Perfect! you get twenty thumbs up. *Gets ten people to put their thumbs*

Oh. My. God. (Cliche, I know) This stories the best this since sliced bread. That bit with Roxas, AtW, and Axel had me in stitches. Actually, everything had me laughing. You're brilliant, please to keep it up, yes?

Lol that was hilarious then serious then went agnst then funny can't wait for the next chapter.