Dazzling!

OMG! I fell off my chair LITERALLY! This is so bloody good. ROFL ;D You are too good.

ME: OMG this is better tan the original book. I do not know why I wasted my time Reading the whole thing. SWOON

Even though this is not particularly well done. it tends to show the absolute absurdity of the Dedward/Bella paring. The relationship (i use that term quite loosely) is creepy, obsessive, manipulative and controlling. Edward by turns belittles Bella s, intelligence, questions her judgement and makes her feel weak and unattractive. He controls just about every aspect of her life. From where she goes, to who she sees, what she drives and wears. Bella just surrenders to the abuse. The only spark she shows is against the people who TRULY love her and try and tell her how twisted she has become. Bella thinks that love should be like the novels she reads (which are really meant as warnings against sick obsession)

TO. MUCH. CHEESE. *Pukes* Good story

Some of the best one-liners I've read since Mr Horrible. Thanks for the laughs. The Twilight series definitely tops the list of the worst books I ever loved.

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I gave a dam*. But he was too angsty to stay around.

Kinda wishing I'd read this BEFORE some one roped me into the series.

~gigglesnorts~ Loved it!

EDWARD: - fell swoop-

VICTORIA: - dead-

LMAO! Epic awesomeness!

This was hilarious! I wish I read this instead of the real eclipse. It would've spared me much pain. Anyway, good job!

Man, we need more! :applause...author...author: :D

Eddie-muffin...*snicker* love your version of the epilogue because really, no one does care.

Funniest...crap...ever!

Whatever happened to Twi itself? Not listed in your stories...