I found this story on January 2010.

You published it on October 2008.

It's already 2011.

Am i wrong to hope that you are still alive and perhaps continue to write this infuriating addicting fic?

Do tell please.

I only one review left to pester you and continue this damnable story.

i like this very funny

pls do continue

Only read the first part so far.

But like all your stories, you combine canon with humor and it turns out wonderful. I think your crackfics are the only crackfics I can stand.

Again, some minor grammar errors, but none too detrimental.

I also noticed that your chapters are titled "In which". Would that be like Diana Wyne Jones's chapter titles?

wow good story and its creepy but at the same time hilarious how major and maxwell might try and get integra to marry them 0_0 still LOLZ

nice, this is pretty good please update soon!

Love it! Hilarious! God, I miss Hellsing fanfics! I'm writing one right now! I shall be posting the latest chapter soon! Actually, just did!

Once again, hilarious. Loved every bit of humor. I wonder what Alucard thought of the...awkward toilet paper. Loved the ending. Great job. Keep going.

Ha ha. Loved the grenade part - "Exactly what I wanted." - and I busted up laughing at the image of Major pressed to the glass. Go Alucard! You know he had way too much fun tearing the cyborg apart.

LOL. Very funny. The last bit really made me laugh. Alucard's dirty mind, Integra's disgust towards high heels - I agree with all of her points by the way - and the triplets grumbling were all really great. Keep it going.

Hi!

Your story is very funny! I like it a lot! Will we see more AxI in the future? Thank you!

its funny and well written. nice!

haha, this is funny. You've certainly fulfilled the humour part of this. And a snarky Alucard is always preferable, especially when his target is Integra. The Major scene was rather random, though, but not unwelcome. Did he pull some Schroedinger appearing act or get Doc to lever him past the Hellsing defences? xD

And yes, I agree that blatant AxI is love, because Romancia definitely confirmed the pairing (ring finger 30 year wait significance much?), not that there weren't enough hints dropped already.