I love Crane, but scarecrow doesn't really ever deserve to win lol. And there goes my, "it's not as if Batman knocks!" Theory. Sigh.

lolol XD

You are so cruel to poor Crane...

Good job! I really enjoyed it .

You make me feel so guilty for laughing at him! Poor Jonathan! D:

This was pretty hilarious though. Loved the candy-toss defense, EMT scene, and for some reason your repetitive quality between "Then pain happened" and "Then darkness".

...that man should live his life according to a worst case survival guide. Seriously. Lol.

I KEEP CHUCKLING AS I WRITE THIS REVIEW, I AM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON! *Shakes fist dramatically at the air*

Anyway, really hope you give Jon some kind of reward after this. Denying Scarecrow even a good Halloween? You owe this guy, Checkerboards. Beautiful writing, funny/cringe moments throughout, bravo!

Por Jonathan lol he didn't do anything bad yet *mock sniffles then tasers batman, and gets Scarecrow out of arkham*;) Wonderful story please update with more:)

D'Aww, poor Crane. Can't the bad guy ever win?

"And I hope you choke on it, he added silently."

Oh man, imagining Crane saying that left me in a painfully laughing state. Loved it!

This is hilarious. Poor Scarecrow. He's just not having a good day. I loved the image of the Jolly Rancher stuck in Batman's armor.

I really like your Scarecrow stories.

You are so mean!*pouts* Doing that to poor he gets mugged AND beaten,then making him miss his favorite holiday,followed by having to give candy to groups of rag-a-muffins,and then the coup de grace getting his nose broken *again* by Scarecrow.:( The fact that Jonathan hadn't eaten in TWO days or showered in four or had a proper night's sleep in a week...proves to me that he needs a henchgirl to take care of .So how about it huh? Will you at least think about giving him a henchgirl? If even someone like the Joker can have a henchgirl then Jonathan deserves to have someone a girl who works at Jonathan's neighborhood used bookstore can hide him from the Bat and she just kinda attaches herself to him from then course,Jonathan being the curmudgeon that he is wouldn't be thrilled at the intrusion but eventually he'll come to see her merits.I'm if she is the one person outside the Riddler with whom he can have an intelligent conversation.I think that Batman is being overly optimistic if he believes that Jonathan won't figure out who ratted on Halloween!:)

Damn. That was awesome. And I'm awfully grumpy about it.

-3.0

Hurray! I can't wait for Reinventing! I love Sorrow!

Awesome Job! :D Love it already!

But Aww :(:(:( Poor Scarecrow!

*frowns at Batman* Poor scarecrow... *sighs*

Ah, bits of the ground in a wound like sprinkles on a cupcake. I really liked that line.

LOL! That was hilarious! Especially Robin saying "Happy Halloween" in the end!