wow. this is absolutely great. I can't decide which part I like best, there were so many great lines. gosh, the one with chuck norris is absolutely hilarious! and the whole clark being an alien reporter idea, brilliant! Seriously, this is one of the best fanfictios I've ever read. Thank you so much for posting this here. Your story made my day.

Haha, I love this! Perfect considering Xmas is in 4 days!
And aliens thinking that Santa is real and Batman is just a myth? Ha! Awesome story :)

It was longer than I expected. Lots of things happened that I didn't expect. It was good though, well-written and happier than I was expecting too. I only wonder if Clark staying means becomes Superman...

Haha, excellent and funny!

"An' a harrier jet an' a Hadron Collider an' a"
“It’s Santa Claus,” “It’s Santa Claus in a tank”
“Dasher has a shotgun, Rudolph is in the back”
“Santa, uh, you just beat those men unconscious.” “They were naught, all year long”
“I’m Batman” “No you’re not” “Um…yes I am” “No, you can’t be. Batman’s an urban legend”
lol. this was hilarious. huh, I wonder what is would look like if someone took all those quotes above and made a story out of it. that'd be something to see. loved the story.

They are so adorable together X3

We just want to let you know that we may have no idea what you look like or anything about your personality, but we read this chapter *cough* novel *cough*and based on it, we think you're pretty damn beautiful. Well, Tobi thinks your beautiful and amazing. Senpai just said you're pretty fucking sexy. :)

Amazing.

So cutesy!

So amazing!

Aww
So cute!
I really enjoyed reading this ]

Crack story is Crack... the kind you can't be freed from. :)

Good does not begin to describe this fic, simply because I couldn't get enough of it. I'm just really glad it ended happy - fluff and all. Only Clark would meet Bruce in the oddest of ways, I enjoyed this very much. Thank you!

Best fluffy ever!

LOL brilliant.