Doesn't all that apply to vampire Edweird stories as well? Vampire Edward getting it on with Jacob (or any other male character), vampire Edward nursing Bella to normalcy from her traumatic childhood or because Jacob or Charlie decide to be all kinds of crazy and abusive, vampire Edward loving bdsm despite being the oldest virgin alive (well, sort of alive), vampire Edward being all sorts of crazy, evil or just plain bad which is why Bella has to seek refuge in the arms of Jacob (or someone else). It's not really about him being human, more like au/ooc stories.

This was funny . . . all kinds of true too.

This was awesome! I like your sense of humor.

Just read "reve2weaver's" review of this. hahahahahahah ah shit!

That is some funny-ass-shit. I actually almost peed a little, while laughing. Almost. lmfao

oh god, i was cracking up reading this. so true...

BAHAHAHAHA sooo true...and yet I can't stop reading them lmao...although I really loved your Psychoward. He was disturbingly awesome. And I can't pass up a Geekward story either. I guess I'm well rounded in my love of the different Wardo personas.

Love you forever for this :)

I am in love with this. I thought that i was going to die laughing.

So I have to review this again, because it's just so awesome. I'm ridiculously happy there's at least one person who can mock the Doucheward and Domward. (They're kind of fudged up)

Great one-shot. :D

funny fucking shit... even funnier shit i've read all these stories lol

Can I say how much I love you so? This is the perfect character exploration. So true and wonderful. Goddamn.

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S! (Ugh, to many dashes...). You're just missing the part where no matter what kind of asshole Edward is, Bella falls IN LOVE with him...

Well, not if he was gay (no disrespect to the gay community; may you all be free of crazy Bella-stalkers).

An Edward-Exposé... how we needed this!

Jeebus, you've managed to capture my intense disappointment with women writing EPOV much more succinctly than I ever could. Gwyneth. Love.

This just tickled my heart with warmth and giggles hahaha

I absolutely love it!