This is the million times I’ve read this, and it’s still hilarious

whaaaaaaat? don't stop there! It's hilarious, by the way :D
(I'm reading in my workplace and had to hide my face under the table to laugh for a while)

Hilarious. Unfortunately I think I understood what Dean was saying. I've been reading too much fan fiction.

This is an awesome story... funny and bizarre... just like Dean!

It reminds me of a Deep Space 9 episode I'm sure you've seen!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha oh my goodness this is hilarious. Kudos!

This... this is gold. Thank you so much for writing this! It's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

NOOOOOO! I want to see how you resolve the problem. You can't just leave us there. Give us more! More I say!

Oh my word. This is the funniest thing. Just. ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cracking up the entire time. I haven't laughed this hard at anything in a long time. The word choices were absolutely perfect. Man. XD Poor Sam. Poor Dean!

Dean swatted his brother's arm with a half-grin. "Narwhal."
"Jerk," Sam said, automatically responding to Dean's tone, then did a double-take.
Dean beamed. Sam grinned back.

Best scene :)

This gets funnier every time I read it.

Something about "floral halibut" just makes me crack up.

I have to say I'm not usually one for comedy/fluff stuff, but ma-n did this put a smile on my face -perfect for finals-. Thank you so much, I couldn't help but laugh throughout the whole thing, my roomate thinks I'm a nut! Haha thanks, I needed this, absolutely love this!

Huh thats it? Please write another chapter thats a terrible ending i need more

I love this. Especially the - oh hell, what do I call it - the imaginative Dean-speak!

This is pine stairs. Teacups are indelibly eggplant. Glue can press with button fish. Teacups, man. Bendable teacups!

I think you know what I mean.

;)

OH. MY. GOD. I'm speechless, I'm laughing my ass of, and I've snorted chocolate milk all over myself in an embarrassing display of reaction. But THIS. I CAN'T EVEN. The random words, the random sentences, Sam's reaction to it all, Bobby on the other line, THIS BIT:

"Massachusetts!" said Dean, throwing his hands up in

the air and looking towards the ceiling.

THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is when I snorted up a gulpful of hot chocolate milk. AND THEN THIS:

Sam spoke slowly and clearly. "Do you understand what

I'm saying, Dean?"

Dean nodded, big and slow. "Fiiiish nuuuuuggets."

FISH NUGGETS. AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, FIIIIIIISSSHH NUUUUUGGETS. Excuse me while I forever use Massachusetts in place of "thank god!" And fish nuggets in place of whatever the hell Dean had meant to say in an affirmative.

Forever laughing her ass of,

A.P.