Omg I thought there was a shift in the genre for a second but as soon as I read “mmmmhmmmm” I lost it Hahahah

This story is so uncomfortably funny! Really reminds you that these 2 characters are still teens

Oh my god I can’t handle how dorky you’ve portrayed little Jacob!

DAMN! EDWARD WAS THE SIDE CHICK ALL ALONG. SCREW YOU JACOB. IT WAS FOREVER EDWARD YOU CHEATING SON OF A BITCH!

p.s Bella is slut. She fucking said she was gonna and I quote "Fuck him so hard and so hot."

p.s Bella is a Savage. SHE TOLD JACOB SHE FAKED ALL HER ORGANSMS. BRUH THAT IS PLAIN SAVAGENESS

Umm never in my life have I seen two virgins that are so clueless about sex. It actually worries me, a lot.

I read this so long ago and it's still my favorite story. I find it to be so hilarious and such a fun story.

sequel!

LOVE IT. THE BEST I HAVE READ SO FAR AND I HAVE READ OVER 100 BELLA AND JACOB FANFICS. ALL RATED M.

I'm a self declared lemon junkie.
And this boy has a one track mind.

It's hard not 2 loose faith.

Oh shit that suxs so hard

Yup the poor boy probably did.
This girl's inner monologue is like a bloody Wimbledon match. She's 2 back and forth about everything. She thinks she knws what she wants but no in reality her sure thing decision is bollocks.

Ok there are two kinds of virgins.
Regular virgins and Amish virgins.
Bea is the latter.

Boys right that is kinda cruel.

Oh my. This was hilarious up until the end. Also, that mental voice if Edward's is exactly how I picture his mental speech