This is absolutely hilarious. I LOVE it- I just wish that there wasn't the slash element. It was just a shock to realize that little Mr. Sexually Retarded wasn't actually a virgin. I just think that this would be a lot cuter if he was TRULY clueless. In the end though, I've simply got to say: Thank Merlin my Talk didn't come with The Demonstration.
Props to you though, I've always pictured cannon Draco as being a bit of a prude when it comes to sex. Turned on easily, perhaps, but honestly clueless as to how things happen. Lol.

Well I must say in all my time reading parents give "the talk" this is the first time where the kid was completely to use your words "sexually retarded." the stumbling over words made me laugh a few times

WOW! I think you killed my sister (I was reading it to her)! It was the last sentence that got her :) Awesome fic! Thank you so much for posting.

Poor Draco... D: The Talk AND the Demonstration!

Hahaha,''you're getting a new gardener?''

Although this story is definitely AU -no way Draco didn't know about sex- and quite old,it's still awesome. Cracked me up a few times,actually.

This is freakin' hilarious! I absolutely love it.

This was absolutely awesome, I can't stop laughing. Well done!

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA! "But it wasn't with a girl so it was masturbating-" priceless. Abso-fucking-lutely priceless.

Funny!

believe me, there is nothing grosser than getting the demonstration.

Gosh, I can't stop laughing! The picture of Draco being completely unaware of... anything and his father's reactions to that (the thing with scoth) is just awesome!

BAHAHAHAHAHA. *amused*

LOL totally ridiculous and completely hilarious! kudos

lmaooo.

OMG. That was hilarious in such a disturbing way. Oh god...that was really really funny and disturbing anyway :)