Cough... I read the first few lines, skimmed aallll the way down, and read the last few lines... It's that bad... Good job :D!

This. Is. Awesome!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This was horridly hilarious. :)

This is horridly funny :D

My eyes and my mind hurt from reading it, good job (y)

OUCH! This is nearly impossible to read for someone that doesn't speak/read English as their first language.

Man that was BAD!

uhhhhh... 6o.0 i can barely understand this... but its funny.

OME! This was hilarious. 'I pooped ur cherri' That made me laugh 'til it hurt. Poor Embry, he didn't get no action!

I think my eyes just got raped...but this was so hilarious! I feel bad for any Beta who would have to revise something like this :D

HILARIOUS! HI-FUCKIN-LARIOUS! It was so damn hard to read! I loved how the dialogue wasn't in quotes! LOL! You rock!

I laughed until I cried! I have a soft spot for deliberate plebefic, and this one's particularly well done. You've used malapropism and spell-check abuse to great effect (insects! xD) and the story concept is entertainingly absurd.

Thanks for sharing. :)

"i have to talk to to youabout our shap shitter inkpimping"

omg, I laughed so hard my eyes teared up and I had a coughing fit. I think your trying to kill people with this story. So good at being so so so bad. So bad. I thought the inkpimping was a reference to the rediculous bro tattoo's the wolf boys had in the movies, but when I started reading it was so much better than I possibly could have imagined.

HAHAHAHAHA

Other than the fact that this truly did rape my eyes and all I could do was proofread it in my mind.. I enjoyed the fact that you used the word... poop shoop AND suddenly they all ate pizza. HAHA Truly the worst fic ever, and you deserved your award :D

"im glad it waz u an dnot jake quilt tole him

im gald it me 2

hen thye hugged"

HAHAHAHHA I went "aww" after that bit, then laughed at myself for about 5 minutes. Wow, I'm really tired. But that was really bad. Like realy bad. (in a good-contest-winning way)

Oh brilliance...I mean crappiness...I mean...well you understand.

It's so worrying that there are people out there who will write this kinda stuff seriously.

But love love for this :)

so funny

really this made me laugh

jake: aro aro

lolololololololol

thus is awesome

lolololo