I love it! Funny and in character for Starscream to drink it without caring if anything was wrong with it. Megatron's reaction is also on character. Creative and original.

Yeah, kill him by giving him a spark attack from shock.

Pretty funny stuff.

"This was probably Starscream's best attempt to kill him."

Aw, dude. That cracked me up. :D

I just LOVE the last line! and the fact that Frenzy and Rumble were always blamed for the tinsel. that was spectacular.

There's just one small (almost invisible) problem. You said "Thrust giving Dirge a odd look." that doesn't make much sense. maybe changing it to "gave".

But this story is really good, and one of my favorite parts is Starscream's new paint job :) but now I'm wondering who DID spike the energon...

That was really funny, I can't forget the picture of Starscream dancing like that, and Megatron just coming to watch it!

*Cackle* OMG!