Reviews for Parting The Continents
Guest chapter 1 . 12/16/2017
Why should I seek help? This is totally awesome and certainly a much better Harry than that pussy Rowling wrote.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/18/2017
What the fuck? I just... Well, you did warn about this being gory and weird.
infinite eternity chapter 1 . 9/16/2017
This was surprisingly horrifying.
E8rocks23 chapter 1 . 10/30/2015
I enjoyed this immensely. Yes, I know I'm crazy, but define normal?
Guest chapter 1 . 8/2/2014
This was amazing you gotta love an evil harry
Dark Lord chapter 1 . 8/2/2014
Ah, nothing like a light read in the morning...
Yuli Ban chapter 1 . 7/13/2014
I regret nothing.
ArcaneMaverick chapter 1 . 6/24/2014
This was dumb and pointless. I urge folks to stay away from it, but it is exactly what it says on the tin. I just I wish I got the time I spent on it back.
thelegendarysupernerd chapter 1 . 5/30/2014
This was fucked up. Also horribly entertaining. Am I a bad person?
memesofproduction chapter 1 . 10/18/2013
What is this I don't even-

Seriously, what the hell is this? I don't even want to know what sort of thought process your brain went through to write this but damn its awesome!
the scorpion commander chapter 1 . 7/21/2013
Like it nice story!
readerboy7 chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
This is the most enjoyable fanfition i ever read. Followed Faved (note: I would seek help but my psychiatrist ran away to vietnam to get away from me). one of the problems i noticed was that the violence, gore and bloodshed wasn't realisti enough. (trust me. I know what i'm talking about)
Guest chapter 1 . 6/11/2013
Fuck...
I think I hate you!
Good Job!
Goth Bookworm chapter 1 . 6/8/2013
What the fuck?

This has got to be the weirdest, darkest, funniest thing I've ever read. It's like that Youtube Video Dumb Ways to Die.

It's funny, morbid, depressing, and for some insane, insane, INSANE reason, I keep reading.

Fuck.

The most horrible thing is, most crack fics like these have awful writing, but this was good.

Dear god.

I also think that if you wrote something else like this, I'd read it too.

But hey, if 43 others reviewed, 67 favorited, and 22 followed, at least I'm not alone.

PS. I really, really, really hate you for making me enjoy something like this.
Joncis chapter 1 . 4/23/2013
I just... that was... what the motherfucking fuck?

The worst part of this is that most crack fics have terrible writing. Yours is almost passable. And that's not a good thing; instead of being distracted by bad writing, I was focused on the story itself. Unfortunately.

I'm not sure what possessed me to read the whole thing. All I know is that I feel shame for doing so.

And for some unknown reason, I think I would read it if you wrote another like this.
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