I realize my previous review makes me sound bitchy but you should feel honored. It's a credit to your writing that I want you to finish this fic very much.

Also, I made a mistake...SIX YEARS!

It's very disappointing to just leave people hanging for so long. This is a great fic, and I'd really like to know what happens, but I never would have started reading this if I had realized it wasn't complete and hasn't been updated for FOUR years.

I'm so sad you haven't continued. A few chapters ago I thought it wouldn't matter as Bella and Edward were a fun couple but not very exciting then you brought them to Edwards parents and it just got so funny. It feels like a new, unique twist. Would love it if u ever decided to come back to this story. Please?

Loving this story so far, the quirkiness that is written genuinely. it doesn't seem like you strained to get there, it was effortless. cant wait for the next chapter :)

I realize the odds of this being updated again are fairly low at this point but I'm going to cross my fingers and follow it anyway.

I love this fic and really want to know if his mom finally got a clue after Edward's epic melt down during which he rediscovered his self-respect (and balls) and demanded respect for Bella.

I gotta say I loved this! I haven't read something like this in a long time and I can't wait to see what happens next. Thank you.

I'm loving this! Do you think you'll ever finish it?

Sorry I haven't reviewed until now (I've been too busy reading and laughing so much my husband thinks I'm losing it ) but I love this story. I know it's been years but I am hoping that you will eventually finish it.

OMG! You havn't finished the story! This fucking hilarious and lovely story just hanging there in the air. Too bad! I mean, it's not like I really need a total closure with marriage and kids, but at least to know how the party ends and how the cow reacts.
For the record, I really enjoy your stories.

I love this Bella and Edward. They are incredibly funny and adorable. I hope you finish this some day.

Please continue!

First things first. I am sorry that I didn't comment at the end of each chapter. I am one lazy mo-fo.

I hope that you get a chance to finish this someday. I have loved every bit of its snarky hilarity and cute lovingness. So much fun to read, and the perfectly balanced. You had Edward saying everything I was thinking to his warped mother.

Even if you don't continue this, I had a ball reading it.

Than you!

I'm liking this story...very cute. However, Spongebob? I have 6 and 10 year old boys who watch way too much Spongebob, and I loathe it. Can't imagine willingly watching Spongebob.

Such an adorable ending..

This story is amazing so far. I love how sarcastic and witty is