Very funny and very dramatic I wish I could watch it happen in real life.

-sarah

very funny keep up the good work

Great fic

Plz keep going...very funny

OMG that is hilarious! I am so doing that with my friends someday.

this is a amazing story! love it! please continue!

That chapter was funny. I can't wait to see who will win!

haha i love edwards reaction to the guy asking bella out

Please update I really had tears comin down my face for laughin so damn hard ! Its hilarious (:

That Was So Funny I Almost Peed And My Pants

BRING ON EMMIE-BEAR!

"""Bella? You're laughing at me too?" Edward questioned, looking fake shocked.

"No, I would never laugh at you," I said, gasping to catch my breath.

"Of course you wouldn't," Edward replied, rolling his eyes.

I winked and we all gathered ourselves so Edward could move on, but he would never completely live it down and he knew that."" No one is ever gonna let him forget that!

""Oh I will," Edward grinned, heading to the toilet paper isle.

He unwrapped packages and threw toilet paper all over the store. All of a sudden a very big and burly security guard walked up to Edward.

"Sir, what do you think you're doing?" the man asked Edward.

"Enjoying my youth?" Edward replied."" HAHA that's awesome!

HAHA Alice got kicked out really quick.

"""Oh OK, I guess," I said, frowning and hanging my head, beginning to walk back.

"Wait! Ma'am here, I'll pay for them," the cashier said, handing them to me.

"Oh really? Thank you so much!" I smiled, skipping away to my friends who were in hysterics.

"Dude, Bella that was impressive you just got free M&Ms," Emmett said, giving me a high five.

"Nicely done, love," Edward smiled, taking my hand."" SWEET Bella just got free M&M's!

Bella's list was awesome! I love the ice cream part!

""Loophole!" I exclaimed, running to Edward and throwing my arms around him, "I finally found you Mommy!" I cried.

"No fair, you cheated!" Emmett pouted.

"No I didn't, no one said that the guy had to be a stranger, just that it had to be a guy," I retorted, letting go of Edward, who rolled his eyes."" HAHA! That's really funny!

"""We will both roll the soup cans and whoever gets there's down the isle first wins," Alice replied.

"Deal!" I agreed, going to the beginning of the isle.

"Ready... Set... Go!" Emmett yelled.

With that I gave the soup a big push and ran down the isle with it, pushing it down the isle. I arrive before Alice and bowed.

"No fair! You're legs are longer than mine," Alice pouted.

"Excuses excuses," I said."" HAHA Poor Alice!

YAY Bella didn't get kicked out!

I laughed at their lists!

This is going to be fun!

"""I can hardly believe that you're related to Alice and Emmett, you're nothing like them," I observed.

"Alice and Emmett live in there own world, only Rose and Jasper would ever be able to handle them."

"Now I can see how Jasper and Rose are related, they both have such high tolerances."" HAHA that's awesome! Alice and Emmett live in their own worlds!

i just found this story today so funny! i am suppose to be sleeping since its like12 at night and my parents are propbaly coming to yell at me since i couldnt stop laughing. i really want to see emmett that would be fun. i look foward to reading more. bye!

i just found this story today so funny! i am suppose to be sleeping since its like12 at night and my parents are propbaly coming to yell at me since i couldnt stop laughing. i really want to see emmett that would be fun. i look foward to reading more. bye!