I'm reviewing because you said that Dark Innocence will come "sooner than I hope" if I do. I'm hoping for an update by next week ;) chop chop!

LMAOOOOOOOOO. This was savage I haven’t seen a roast with this quality since forever. So glad to know at least someone out there has some logic. Thank you for this, made my day better

Phahaha, you forgot to put in some lip-licking! :D And Astoria Maria Five Seasons whatever her name was, forgot to mention she was a virgin...

That was absolutely hilarious. It can be so difficult finding Joker fics on here, honestly...
Though you have done them fantastically, and for that, I appreciate you.
For anyone having trouble finding some good ones, and looking for an absolutely enthralling read, I suggest you check out Blackout by adelheid23. It's fantastic.

please update this

I share your pain, love. To have to sift through so much crap to find a decent, in character story featuring the Joker, is really annoying. I loved the eyes changing color and how people don't ask why a twenty something year old is doing with a sixteen year old got me laughing real hard so good job and thanks for sharing :D

You have made my night with this story. Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever read. You, my friend, are a hilarious person. Loved when the gun didn't work and the Joker's reaction to it. Priceless. Also, please update 'Dark Innocence' soon (if you haven't died or anything) because it's an awesome story (though you already know that)
Anyway...
Thanks for all your stories. You should persue writing seriously, you are just that good. xx

I feel so sorry for the Joker. He doesn't deserve this kind of torture.

:D:D Wow! That was absolutely great.**

God. I've had to sift through so many of these to find good Joker fics, it's ridiculous. And funnily enough, there WAS one about a girl whose eyes changed color. A very satisfactory and hilarious read :) I applaud you.

I LOVED it! Oh my God. It's insightful, and cute, and funny, and God damn do I love the stomping of the foot! "I'm not a kid, I'm 16!"

3s

This cannot describe Joker/Mary-Sue's or any Mary Sue in general any better than it did. ROFL. This has inspired me, and taught me how never to write my main characters in the future. This made my day! :D

Hooray! I love Joker romance parody fanfics, and this is a great one :P Sadly, some of the stuff I've read on here that come close to this sadly AREN'T parodies...mine included. Maybe. But I like to think I'm a better author than that.

...Now I'm sounding arrogant. Moving on...I loved the bit about the Harvey Dent fundraiser and the "skinny yet curvy body". I'm thinking of writing a parody Joker fanfiction myself, where an

impossibly beautiful shape-shifting girl who can control the elements and speak to animals reveals she is pregnant with twins: one is Batman's and the other is Joker's. The very idea makes me feel nauseous. Luckily, I haven't seen any fanfics quite that horrible...yet.

I also feel slightly offended because I'm sixteen and can't believe Astoria Marie Raven Starr Whitford has something in common with me. :P If I ever found myself in a room with the Joker, my main priority would be to get the fuck out of there, no matter how, uh, handsome/sexy/weirdly attractive he may be.

Bravo on this! Thanks for the laughs!

-xxthethieflordxx

P.S. I just realized I've reviewed all of your stories. _ It's rare I review more than one story by the same author, so give yourself a pat on the back for that. :)

Yep. I recognize that girl form many stories.

THE HORROR OF IT ALL!