Banish him to the Shadow Realm

That is Hilarious!

8-O So many references :-D
Star Wars, Doctor Who, Up, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and How To Train Your Dragon (I think that's all of them, or the ones I got anyway...)

These are so funny XD I love them. I also love the Doctor Who reference you made : D

I might be a little late but...DOCTOR WHO!(fangirls)

This story is lovely!

Too bad it had to end.

Moncheli!

These 10 were absolutely brilliant.

197 was so good.

I don't know how you wrote all of this. Thank you for the two hundred blurbs that never failed to make me laugh.

It's been a good ol' ride, hasn't it? Perhaps a bit overlong, but what does that matter? It was good.
I will always remember when the blurb writer was you. *wipes a single, crystalline tear*

Tsarina

"It's because no other action has so thoroughly summed up your life."

ROARING.

(And Eragon, that makes two of us. XD)

(That, and the primary colors one. I choked on my water. :P You go, innocent little Firnen!)

As usual, brilliant and epic and simply wonderful. 8D You deserve every last one of your three hundred nineteen reviewers! (Wow. I wish I had my pen name scratched on a story with that mass of reviews...)

It's been nothing but a pleasure to read the hilarious little treats you've given us. :D May your fanfictions be read wide and far and reviewed by all!

(And now I'm just gonna go back and . . . y'know . . . reread the first twenty-two chapters . . .)

Oh my God, I'm in tears at Orik's pursuit of Arya... x'D Best blurb yet... thank you so much for this, been an awesome comedic read. :D

XDDDD
194 That was the best thing I ever read... "Fat sounds awesome!... Let's get fat!"
195 WarPlan: ... go to the castle, grab the egg, make Galbatorix un-alive himself...
199 RE-Play of 189, {minus the ttypo}. XDDD
And Kudos to Miss Brilliant for her inspiring and very practical QUOTE!
This mass of Blurbs has been great fun to read.
Thanks greatly for sharing.

Love little Saphira! She reminds me of my kitten, who just jumped into my lap and sabatoged my ability to type..

Yay! You updated! I love these, and though I'm sorry to see it over, it was fun while it lasted!

I especially like the second to last one!