Reviews for A Lifetime On The Hips
Dark Tenshi704 chapter 1 . 12/24/2015
Ciel fat?! Finally Ciel, I guess all those calories caught up to you. I mean you been eating cake nonstop since season 1...lol. I just can't imagine Ciel fat. I tried so hard but it just seems wrong and sinful to imgine him fat.
JLinn chapter 1 . 12/7/2015
Oh gods...I know this probably isn't a good thing for Ciel but...It's so funny! I mean, just the thought of Ciel being fat is hard to imagine...Ciel! Listen to Sebastian!
carmen chapter 1 . 1/26/2012
Good story just don't like a fat Ciel at least make him slightly chubby
Johnlock is My Division chapter 1 . 7/8/2011
hahaha i can't wait to see what happens next! A fat ciel is the most ridiculous and unlikely thing ever! xDD
Velvet Underside chapter 1 . 5/21/2011
Daang Ciel. . . . we knew this would happen someday, but dammn. . . .
DarkdemonRaYven chapter 1 . 5/10/2011
please contue! this is really good! great work!
F-kingWinchesters chapter 1 . 3/17/2011
Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahaaha. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

I fell off the edge of my bed reading this... XD I sear I just laughed so hard because of this. Mainly Because I can picture ciel being all fat and pissy cuz Sebby wouldn't give him cake. XD oh my god! XD hahahah! With like his shorts being too small and stuff! Oh my! Whoo! Nice.
Shu Ouma chapter 1 . 1/18/2011
CONTINUE! PLEASE!1
darkcat Smith chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
Haha ciel is a fatty and sebastion's gonna sex him up till he's skinny again!xp
Arara chapter 1 . 8/8/2010
I seriously choked on what I was eating why reading this. And then laughed for 5 minute straight. And I'm a Ciel lover. And, well, that's saying something. I'm excited to see what happens next.
Kohai93 chapter 1 . 8/7/2010
YAY! C'mon Sebastian, screw the fat out of that boby! hahaha Kinda OC, but I still enjoy it too way much, I cannot wait for the next chapter! :O

"I'm not fat! I'm just big-boned!" - Cartman LMAO (South Park) And the title! I just love Double-Meaning Sentences xD

P.D.: I have four extra pounds, can I hire Sebastian as a personal trainer too? hahahahaha
Sebastine chapter 1 . 8/6/2010
How the hell did you get this idea XD

I had to read the summary for like five times until I believed that ''Oh, someone's written a fic about Ciel being fat!''

Somehow I find this ridiculously funny (and sad, of course ~). I can just imagine him with bunch of double chins in his knee-lenght pants. ...And then I lol.

Ciel seems to act like Angry German Kid when it comes to food slices ;_;

And crushing Sebastian. Oh, my poor Sebastian!

...Yeah. Sorry for weird comment.

*favorited & looking forward to next chapters~*
Mafia Boss chapter 1 . 8/6/2010
My poor little Ciel is FAAATTTTT!
Doomychan chapter 1 . 8/6/2010
Oh no! Chubby little Ciel?

That's kind of hilarious.

He did say in the manga that Sebastian made the best dessert EVERS. And you'd think with Sebastian bringing him tea and sweets he'd get fat eventually.

So cute!

Yes Sebastian! Sex is a cure-all!

Cures headaches, stress and is good exercise!

Can't wait for more. :'D