Wow, just wow. Also, best Fic I've read in forever. However I'd rather be the killer's friend than the actual killer. Don't know why just cuz.

how about this one "if you fall and twist your ankle KEEP GOING" or better yet "don't trip at all"

The last line made my day. :D

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always be the killers best friend it will be harder to kill you unless he is a heartless jerk

32 was way to mean that is the perfect way to die dont be the asshole which acts like the leader they always die

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Lol all of these are so true. People in horror flicks are always stupid. My favorite line from any scary move is from scream "There is always a chick running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door" Anyway, I enjoyed this. It was funny.

LMAFO! how true!

OMG this is sooo funny and true

PS

41) Don't stand in the same place screaming for like an hour before the killer actually kills you

Love your reasoning but sadly the killer almost always dies (

I loved it though, it was funny xD

XD That was great.

Ammendment to 15) Do not wear soft footwear- kicking the killer in the balls will never fail you.(Unless it's Jason)

Love it! It is so true...

37- what if i want to go to elm street and/or CCL(luvs freddy & jason) haha

14- what do you mean by always believe the kid?

41.)Know the back story of your killer. Or at least know his fears.