I've just fell out of my bed, lying on the floor laughing.

Couldn't... stop... laughing... perfect use of the dalish even carrying on the rumor.

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
GAOOOOAHHFAFKNOAMFOGNAGQAUDGO
Nope. It's in the middle of the night and I'm disturbing everyone in the house by laughing loudly! I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S TOO FUNNY

Cackles
Yeah, you bastard Alistair. Now we can finally see our fantasies unfold thanks to your genius! :D :D :D

I'm sure Alistair wouldn't be amused...
Oh right, I KNOW it, he practically shouted at me.
I love that little Carroll vs Cullen thing. Yeah, right, Amell, sure that Freudian slip was not at all important. And tbh, Carroll is not even pretty, so let's not go there :D

Dude... I've been THROUGH this playthrough, but the way you do it... Damn... damn it. I love it! Gosh, she's so clueless, I actually just want to wrap her up... in fact I think the Jowan-turning-to-blood-magic part was very close to what /I/ was thinking when I played the first time ever.

OMG NO NO NO NO! AAHHHH EVEN MORE MORTIFICATION, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! SHE HAS WORSE LUCH THAN I! FUUUUUUUCK

umm... wow, I actually felt I was going to die of mortification along with Solona. Poor thing! :O

God that girls annoying. Your main character that is

Wonderful :D
I had only now found out that you had posted the last chapter, which I thought would never come out, but hooray, it has! I love the humor you've used, and you've wrapped up the story quite well. This story was definitely worth the read, with guaranteed laughs. I Highly recommend it! :3

This is my favourite story on this site so far. I really enjoyed your humor, I found it hard to control my laughs out in public while reading so had to wait while I was alone to read. If you have not read his story you better get to it!

Okay, I have to say I don't normally go for the stories written in first person mostly cause they annoy the crap outta me but this was frickin hilarious I don't think ive ever laughed so much reading a fanfiction.

I totally loved this story, I couldn't drink coffee without spit it out, really. This was so damn funny and incredible awesome!. Thank you so much for write this! :)

I loved this story, it made me laugh. All the nicknames were just priceless. Thanks for sharing your quirky humor!

I really needed that laugh thx lol great story