Dear moviemaniac:

Tiny detail: "Male" isn't a gender. It should be either "Sex: Male" or "Gender: Masculine". (To be sure, I daresay that most modern dating services don't know the difference, but I thought you should, anyway.)

Sincerely,
Qoheleth

OMG I READ THIS IN ONE HOUR. it was amazing. thank you for making me laugh. Eames was really eames. And all the characters were the same as in the movie. Great. And Cobb with his faces. It really was amazing. :)

If Robert wasn't so pretty (did you see the actor, like dayyuummm) his personality would be equivalent that of a rock. A shiny and pretty rock but a rock.

...ok driver

Jesus Christ, I don't what an ''okay driver'' means in your dictionary but you're certainly not that.

''I like to think of myself as this year's James Bond''

Suuuureee...

NO...not another French brunette after what's happened XD.

WHO'S THE MAN. My god I cannot stop
laughing this is seriously brilliant! Okay so much like joseph in real life xD love your story, seriously

hahahaha ohmygosh I love eames and arthur is hilariously awkward. it's cool because when arthur said i like you too to ariadne and signed out that was SO much like joseph gordon-levitt.

Haha, this was great. I should totally be asleep right now, but this was worth staying up until 2:30 to read. Thanks for making me laugh MANY times.

This is just brilliant! Loved it! Nearly every chapter had me laughing. xx

Amazing! So funny! Loved it! it's written like chatting on internet andstill makes sense! well done! :D

LOVEEEEEEEE!
I am LMAO.
Adorable. Simply adorable.
I love them all! 3
Brillant job.

To funny and cute! LOL!

OMYGOD DITTTTTO. Every time I read this, I can't help just laughing out loud and it definitely makes my day. :)

I just have to say that I usually re-read this fic whenever I get bored or need a cheer-up and almost that this chapter is the best thing ever! I love drunk Eames and this is insanely ridiculous. It always makes me laugh. Love all your stories.