This story was hilarious from beginning to end. I absolutely loved Joss. She was an amazing anti-hero and spouted some of the best profanity I have read. Not to mention her suggestive conversations and all the pop references. This story is definitely one for the favorites.

"The Revered Mother once told me that time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
What you did there. I see it.

'I am not Intoxificated. Inebriafied. Oh, Andrastes fat ass! I'm not drunk.' Oh Joss we love you.

Finally got around to reading this story again. It's still just as good as I remember it.

You are a storytelling marvel, Shake. Thank you for writing your stories.

This story is pure brilliance. I was looking for a Teagan story (and glad to see I'm not the only one who found his invitation to meet at the windmill kinda...suspect xD) and found more that I could have ever hoped for. I love Joss and her quirks, she's such a wonderfully developped characer with all her flaws and non-existent people skills and her insecurity and her being amazing enough to make it work nonetheless. Also, the smut was good too, but in the end, I seriously stayed for the story. Love the background about Brin and her twin (so going to check out your other stories!) and I love Flemeth as the antagonist and her frenemy relationship with Morrigan and little brother Alistair and lewd, sweet Zevran. And everyone else. Your other OCs were great too and I love what your made out of Jowan. And how you made fun with the plotholes. And Elissa and Fenris! Happy Ends for everyone! There's seriously no part of this story I didn't enjoy, it was perfect and I admire your skill and wit and humour and my love of minor characters just paid off. Thank you so much for this awesome journey. :)

I have no words !At. All. Lmao i cracked some ribs along this story .

Truly, this story made me laugh more than anything– and made me question my own sanity at times. But aren't we all a little crazy inside?

The copious amounts of musical/real world references made me guffaw here and there. "Bharimannilo" had me nearly rolling on my very hard wood floor, you evil author.

Having read many of your other lovely stories, I can honestly say that this was truly a blast. Your writing skills are certainly diversified.

May Sister A Few Strings Short Of A Blanket always be so, in light of Inquisition.

I just finished ready you story, I haven't laughed so much! I enjoyed the "dressing down" of Wynne throughout the story.

I so love this story, I can't stop grinning.

I revisited this story once again because it will forever be one of my favorites. Thanks for such a great story.

Great fic!

This is the most pun filled fic I've ever read! I love it. ;)

Okay ... who are Randal and Cathair and where did they come from?

I was looking for updates to the stories I am currently reading when Joss came along and demanded another visit. I still love this story as much now as when I first read it. Thank you for a great story and a fantastic character.

You named your Mabari ' Styxandstones '

Love it.