:-)

that was fun.

Great! Did he drop his napkin?

So Bella likes a guy and she has her friends fuck around with him first? WTF? First off, just NO. Second, why in the fuck would she want a guy that would fuck with her friends RIGHT before being with her? im so damn disgusting right now.

Thanks for a humorous yet dirty little story.
I like your writing style. It flows well with both dialogue and descriptive text.

I say WOW again and it is all good lol. They are lucky not to burn the garden down they are so hot. I say it again WOW!

WOW

While the writing quality of your story is good, please note this part of the Content Guidelines:

"Please note FanFiction does not accept explicit content, Fiction Rating: MA, and the rating is only presented for reference."

Remove all of the detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature in the story if you want it to remain at this site, or upload it to a site where "Fiction MA" content is permitted such as Archive Of Our Own.

This is literal absolutely disgusting trash. Congrats on making two characters tasteless sluts.

His nickname for his... I can't... I love this story, it his hilarious and all kinds of dirty!

This was all kinds of fun too. I love that they are getting married. What a funny scene with Rose walking in on Edward with a pint in one hand and Sir Fuckingham in the other. Made me laugh. I love that Rose qualified which garden Bella would be in. I had a picture of him running around all the gardens of the Palace to never find her, as she left because it got too late. Too funny. Very sexy lemons happening there in that garden. The guard running through trying to decipher where the screams were coming from. Very funny.

This was fun to read. I guess I missed this first chapter when you put it out. Getting the second chapter in my inbox this morning. Interesting that the three women tag teamed him and sending him off to be with Bella. Alice with one hell of a kiss. Jessica with the start of a great blowie. Finally with Bella to get what Sir Fuckingham had wanted all day long. Several times at that! Fun.

That was fantastic! Dirty and funny. Love it

Loved it!

It's no fun sharing thou! Lol, awesome o/s!