Loved this! Great last line.

Oh my god. I can't stop laughing! I can imagine Loki's face during the entire scene! That was really hilarious.

funny but you have to understand the movie make them a lot weaker, thor is as fast as superman, he could walk a mile in a sec, even the weak one could stand there and let earth amry attack them and it would not hurt them at all, so take a ax that can cut throw a tank, but I get your points,

Ok, this was funny, and Tony had some good points. Now all we need is a follow up of Tony giving Loki driving lessons...preferably in the middle of a desert where there is nothing to crash into that would kill poor Tony...o.o Maybe the salt flats in Cali XD

LOL.
Good point, by the way. But then, they just as well might have experimented with cars, helicopters or some such in the past and found, after some Thor- and Loki-like people had been driving around in those, that horses with some sense of self-preservation were still preferable.

Hillarious
and those are very good points.

"On the one hand, giving Loki a car would be like giving rocket-powered skis to an alligator.

One the other hand, it would be funny as HELL to watch."

Yes. YES IT WOULD. XD

That was *fantastic*. Grinning like a loon here!

I want you to know that, in my own private corner of the universe, I am laughing my head off. Downright CACKLING.

You have no idea how great I feel right now.

Thank you for sharing with us this...DE-lightful little piece of fiction.

Faster, tin stallion of Midgard! FASTER!

Several very good points.

When I watched the movie and they were all galloping down their incredibly advanced science/magic Rainbow bridge I laughed so hard.

This is too beautiful to handle.

Rofl.

It's always awkward to break out laughing in front of everyone while reading these.

"Ride, ride with the fury of a thousand storms, Marmalade! STARK! Make your metallic steed go faster! Tell it that if it does not go faster it shall be whipped!"

LOL! I would love to see that filmed with Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downey Jr. It would be epic.

OHMYEFFINGGAWD.

SO FUNNY. I cannot describe to you how hilarious I find this.

Tony, Thor and Loki. Just putting those 3 together spells funny-as-hell disaster.

I love the questions you pose with this fic. Why DON'T they have cars? Why DON'T they have advanced weapons? Tony makes some good points.

And omg, Loki COMMANDING the car to accelerate? PRICELESS.

I adore this story. Truly. Amazing job.

I dunno how it's going to work, but this is my new head-canon. (:

On the one hand, giving Loki a car would be like giving rocket-powered skis to an alligator. One the other hand, it would be funny as HELL to watch.

Ha! Tony has a series of extremely good points regarding the socio-political situation in Asgard, but mostly this story is just hilarious. Loki is awesomely silly, and Tony trying to be responsible is always fun. Somehow I have a feeling that Loki is going to wind up with a sports car.