A fella this dense deserves to be cucked. Way to go, Rider!

I like quite a lot of your stories, and this is certainly well written. And i dont disagree with the idea of Sakura leaving him if Shirou is this checked out of reality. But idk, just not a fan of making affairs into humorous situations, even if its a parody.

From Point of Harmless Parody Comedy, it's Good ... Really Good.

But From Someone who saw Shirou kill himself physically, mentally and spiritually just to save Sakura, It's a complete and utter insult to both Shirou and Sakura.

So the advice is you should have tagged it with Parody genre, so it will be enough for people not to take seriously.

That's very funny... But it's almost a little sad how obvious Shirou is

Holy shit, this is hilarious

its always amusing when a fic focuses on cooking, i mean shirou IS distorted...

Almost as dense as ichika

...Damn. This Shirou makes normal Shirou look like a genius. Must be brain damage from all his near-death experiences in HF.

Now I know why Shirou throws a fit when Sakura makes breakfast.

Oh god these shorts are freaking hilarious! Shirou's love affair with food is finally given the light of day! Seriously though, great job man. These are priceless.

So, I love all your works. You've been a really fun writer to follow. But frankly? This just made me feel dirty. I mean, I've actually followed the Sakura route, and I find the flanderization of their characters highly disturbing. Maybe I'm just projecting my ship on the story, but GOD Shirou is creepy in this story, and sortof an asshole, even if he is completely oblivious and understandibly psychologically damaged.

While the story is funny, I really don't think Sakura would do this. Like wth lol if anything she would include shirou in the affair xD honestly she knows how hard it is for him to focus on anything after that ending...

The reviews are almost as funny as the fic. You can tell instantly who's played the VN and who hasn't.

Okay...a man this stupid deserves the breakup. Thankfully, canon Shirou is not this much of an idiot.

Shirou; the densest material known to man.