I haven't taken the beret off my courier since I got it...

Yeah, I liked the beret too. I wore it with everything (including anytime I wore Legion armor.) Though I never thought of it being so pleasant and warm... but it is nice... and why else would Boone not ever want to take it off? xD

I totally know where the courier is coming from. That beret is the only headgear I wear! Yay for berets! (Esp Boone's beret.)

Very, very funny! Your grammar is great, and you capture the humor in this story very well without making either character look like a complete idiot. Well done, I don't see that very often.

8/10.