Damn, this was getting good. A shame it was never completed. :(

this is funny yet confusing.. still hilarious. GAWD poor Harry! I feel you, and I agree, periods are worse than the cruciatus! FEEL OUR PAIN MWAHAHAHA!

:) I like this so far :)

This is just so interesting. Keep it up although veritaserum and polyjuice take a month to brew, I'm willing to overlook that major plot hole for the fact that you have such wonderful characterization of snarkiness.

I had found this story I think about a year ago, and thought it was delightfully witty, and a today I recently thought of it again while looking for some HP fic to read, and lemme tell you, this wasn't easy to find but i managed it and I am not disappointed in the least. I'm quite enthused, actually. There's far too many funny moments to point out, so I'll keep this short and sweet. I don't usually like Draco and Harry as couple, but you've managed to capture them well and in character and made me really love them together. Kudos to you.

So glad you're back. That was something of a, er, hiatus. But you've picked up the thread again, and I'm laughing again. The scene with Ron was great.

Meanwhile, don't worry, Weasley, I'll be glad to - ... make up for Harry's lack of the proper homosexual spirit in this particular case. My pleasure. (And did we encounter Charlie already in this fiction? I can't remember. Speaking of "encounter Charlie"... Anyhow!)

Oh my lord. You are my idol. Amazing! I'm pants at explaining, so you'll just have to trust me when I say this is story is AWESOME! Please, please update as soon as you can!

Again, wonderful, superb job. Stay awesome!

This is incredibly awesome!

Please please please please
update this
omg the amount of laughing i just did
the dry humor
draco's obscene sense of humor
and the two old biddies yes
all of it is so wonderful
please continue xD

The plot thickens… Great! Can not wait for continuance.

Oh dear, I have been making a racket laughing at the latest chapter of "Draco Malfoy, Muggle". No doubt disturbing the neighbours. This is an exceptional fanfic. A while since I've laughed to the point of tears, and there are those outrageous incidents you dream up which one only has to think of and - off again. Well, it is too ... weird and wonderful. P G Wodehouse meets - Little Britain - plus Confederacy of Dunces? At any rate, totally hilarious. And the sheer imagination of it all, the Pythonesque visions of demented old women in Tyneside, faceless suburban British housing estates and northern bus shelters, crazy scatological digressions etc. It's brilliant.

Yay! Thank you for updating! Still funny as ever!

Draco with disinfectant. A dangerous combination, if I should say so myself! Brilliant chapter. I couldn't stop laughing, even through Draco and Harry's argument!

Faved! I found your story today like a couple of hours ago and i've read it all, it's amazing! I love how you portray Draco and Harry, i think you keep them very well in character and i love that! Please write more NOW! I really really want to know what will happen next! Come on Potter, come back! how dare you leave poor Draco all by himself? well, not by himself actually, badass Minnie is being very good company :) but anyways, update soon, yes?

brilliantly funny