Call 911, I'm dying from laughter!
There should be more fics involving all four ranchers together.

well...that was...interesting...

This was seriously funny!

...BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAH! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! You just made me laugh for 15 minutes straight. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!

Holy crap! This made me crack up sooo hard! XD

Um...wow. Poor Wizard. XD

LOLWUT? no rly o.o LOL. Aw man... that was awkward and funny :P

Can I just say I'm pretty sure seeing you pun all the fan fav bachelors made my day, if not week.

This story did exactly what did it's genre implies; it was entertaining, hilarious and generally well written so well done :)

OHMYGOD.

This will have to in history as one of the most hilarious stories ever done! I laughed non-stop at all the randomness in here. Especially when you mentioned Red Solo Cup! I love that song and you putting it here made it all the more special.

I gotta say, I'm quite impressed. Plain Username would have to be the luckiest recipient in the world.

Merry Christmas! :)

Peace Out~

You, you. You are crazy, ya know? That was some serious crack. But the good kind- like the crack from a fIne upstanding business, not from some random drug dealer off the streets. Thank you very much, my dearest secret Santa! I'm very surprised in the way you integrated all of my ridiculous requests! Well done, good fellow. Well done.

This is so funny! Everything!

I would love to see a sequel to this, or another story with more randomness.

...wth did I just read?...

This was AWESOME! And funny! The lives of these people rest in Calvin's bowels! XD

This was AWESOME! And funny! The lives of these people rest in Calvin's bowels! XD