Your an inspiration to us all

This guy is apsilutly dlusional. This Is Alsome!

So. Much. Win.

'Hollerin' Jimmy and his heavy metal parade had scattered as the Wa'sturn an' Cuhntry Apperishiashun Brigade reared its fat-chewing head'

This is the point where I entirely lost it.

'a wild Alex Mercer appeared'

USE MASTERBALL QUICK

'The new visage of Marty Stu gave the widest grin known to mankind.

"hurr… Problem, Alex?"'

OH GOD NO ALEX RUN

Seriously, though. Awesome. And you really should have used that masterball at the end.

and then genrul awesomepants was a zombie

but hay alex wurd u go

BACON PANTS.

Oi m Gen ral Marty Stu Robert Randall McTaggart,

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

General Marty Stu Randall Robert Mctaggart.

Author please have my babies

Can I just.

Have your babies?

Please everything is beautiful and nothing hurts NOTHING HURTS GODDAMNIT.

Haha, you actually published it, didn't you? ...okay, that question reminds me of yesterday, when my mom told me she just bought a scarf and I asked her if it was a new one.

Anyway, to recap;

'He sounded like a chain smoker, and he probably listened to country music.'

'Outside of Rob's fantasy world, he was doing latrine duty for not dying like how he was supposed to in the canon.'

win. On a stick. Possibly a stick with marshmallows, too. I like those.