This was great! Love, love BAMF Captain Watson! No mention of John medical skills? Maybe if you continue this?

Loved it, especially the end. "And John let him", it was perfect.
This deserves far more reviews.

I do love Sherlock as a high-class hooker.

Not too big on the whole Sherlock being a whore thing, but I am now quite in love with the idea of John being a hired gun. That is just a delicious thought. Mmmmm.

Loved the scene where John shoots Sherlock's 2nd date. Absolutely hilarious!

This story was all kinds of awesome.

That was so sweet! Like a bunny perched over a bloody corpse. :-3 Sherlock is sooo cute covered in blood XD

~Forte

:D I don't know where else this could go, but this is amazing and I wish you'd write more XD

Now this was about as good as a work of fiction can get. Thank you! Original, funny, with nice arch. Totally loved it.

I will now follow the cliche and ask for more: More please! Not a sequel, but definitely more of BAMF/Assasin/Killer John. Please :D

Very clever! I like how you kept John's army background and Sherlock's genius but changed almost everything else; it was very intriguing.

I'm in love with this story.

Cool. Hitman john is so awesome.

woah! really didn't expect that to be johns job. very nicely written. thanks for a great read :)

This was all very clever, and a fun alternate way for them to meet/live. Mycroft was hilarious. Thanks :)

Oh, I totally love this! It's written wonderfully and very witty and funny.

I loved this little borrowing:

"Cover story. Mike introduced us. No, I haven't ever brought a man as a date before, but..." He shrugged. "People will talk."

Sherlock hummed. "They do little else, most of the time."

This also made me laugh:

John blinked at the man, and, not finding any signs of a duplicitous meaning behind the words, felt pleased. "Right. So was that a yes to tea?"

"It would be inherently un-English for me to turn you down."

And I loved how smart and observant you wrote John. It's all just very appealing :) On to chapter 2!