Among the so-called "humor" in this story:

- Gordie the Ghoul complains that nobody wants to buy pictures of him having sex with corpses.

- In exchange for information on a murder victim, Gordie demands that Kolchak perform fellatio on a dead black man.

- Vincenzo sticks Kolchak's head in a toilet.

If none of that strikes you as particularly funny, you're not alone. Personally, I found it revolting. Dan Sickles, what the hell were you thinking?

It was fun to read a Kolchak fanfic! I barely know anyone who even remembers the show, and I've probably seen every episode a dozen times (or more). As a fan, obviously, I wish this was taken a bit more seriously, but for what it was-a goofy little wink from another obvious fan-it was a good time. Some lines-"I'm afraid to use the Men's Room as it is" and "I drove around looking cool in my yellow convertible"-could have been lifted straight from the series and I got a real kick out of that. You also nailed the point-to-point way the episode would play out, especially impressive in a story this short. You've got a lot of other short stories that look interesting. I'm going to be sure to check you out!

"You look absolutely ridiculous wearing a kilt with that silly little straw hat!" Bahaha! This was great fun to read.

Awesome job well written. Read just like the TV show. It was one of my fave growing up. Thank you for wrting it.

What a parody! I was actively giggling through most all of it. 'eliminate the press from our press conference'? 'Mr. MacKolchak'? "drove away looking cool in my yellow mustang'? You've got a quick wit :-)

You took a lot of aspects of the show and carried them to their ridiculous extremes. Very entertaining. I think it's great if we can laugh at ourselves.

However, I am uncomfortable with the sexual references. Maybe I'm a prude.