omg I'm so excited. I have no idea where this fic is going and the prologue confused the hell out of me but I don't care because you're just that awesome. You had me at "epic".

After the warning and that prologue, I've anxiously turned left, right and left again. I have a box of tissue (for future use), a grocery bag filled with snacks, a cooler filled with ice (to cool me off when things get hot and my soda until then), I'm ready - bring it on Darlin'!